Gnaw Bone, Indiana Superthread

[coolian2]

Also I'm just putting this out there - is there not a point where big is....too big?

 

[coolian2]

"I don't want Eden coming to the party"
"That's fine. I guess if my girlfriend can't come visit for a swim, independent of a party, you can take it up with her".

Fucking like living with children.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Also I'm just putting this out there - is there not a point where big is....too big?

The vagina can only get so big. It stretches much more width-wise than length-wise. If a dick is super long, then it's just not going to go all the way in, period. Sometimes it feels good to be smacked in the cervix, and sometimes it really really hurts. Width-wise you can go quite far, I mean, a baby fits through there, but that amount of stretching is reliant upon hormones only present during labor.

It's okay for me to talk about these things because I am a nurse and have vagina-experience.

 

[coolian2]

The vagina can only get so big. It stretches much more width-wise than length-wise. If a dick is super long, then it's just not going to go all the way in, period. Sometimes it feels good to be smacked in the cervix, and sometimes it really really hurts. Width-wise you can go quite far, I mean, a baby fits through there, but that amount of stretching is reliant upon hormones only present during labor.

It's okay for me to talk about these things because I am a nurse and have vagina-experience.

Well we do need to do something about the choade toll.

I'm not a nurse, and my vagina experience comes from some rather weird women. Given I've had "You can choke me, and also more fingers" I am at a whatever point. I used to stop at "ow"....now I'm told that "ow" isn't necessarily bad.

Women wonder why men are confused. WELL I could write an essay on that.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

"More fingers" is a trap. That's how I ended up with my whole fist inside a woman once.

 

[coolian2]

"More fingers" is a trap. That's how I ended up with my whole fist inside a woman once.

Jesus. I got asked to do that and we had the good sense to realise maybe not a safe idea.

It's how I have tennis elbow in both arms and a really sore wrist.

 

[coolian2]

Also given Eden is visiting in two days, my jaw is going to need some serious recovery.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

To be fair I have really small hands, and the woman had previously experienced a difficult labor in which the doctor had to do basically the same thing to pull the baby out.

It was still the weirdest sexual experience I've had.

 

[coolian2]

To be fair I have really small hands, and the woman had previously experienced a difficult labor in which the doctor had to do basically the same thing to pull the baby out.

It was still the weirdest sexual experience I've had.

I think you've topped me, with a big margin. Then again I don't know where normal turns into weird. Having blood all over me after sex vs a squirting experience at 5am that I didn't expect? Just what the fuck have I done with my life.

And is it bad?

 

[coolian2]

Fucking hell we've pulled a few guests now

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Having blood all over me after sex vs a squirting experience at 5am that I didn't expect?

That's like, a Tuesday for me

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Fucking hell we've pulled a few guests now

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Also, we scared Ax away.

 

[coolian2]

That's like, a Tuesday for me

It was a Monday-Sunday for me. Eden is crazy as fuck but at least....no actually there's no save on that. It seems like I'm just delving into madder and madder as I age.

 

[coolian2]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Also, we scared Ax away.

I think he's following the cricket the way I follow the Warriors. Nervous terror.

 

[coolian2]

Tiana had some issues with her change in birth control. For our short relationship it was constant - but hey I got my red wings.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Tiana had some issues with her change in birth control. For our short relationship it was constant - but hey I got my red wings.

Turns out I can't take estrogen-based birth control, or else it makes my cervix bleed with the slightest provocation. Found out the hard way when we turned on the light and there was blood everywhere. Fortunately I got it fixed after a few months of a different hormone. Also, that incidence led to me getting properly diagnosed with ovarian cysts. So at least I know WTF is going on now.

 

[coolian2]

Well if she still talked to me I'd let her know

 

[coolian2]

7 guests? I wonder if I can raise that.

HOW DOES A GUY MISS THE CLITORIS?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Eight guests now.

HOT NAKED LESBIANS IN THIS THREAD.

 

[coolian2]

I can only assume Eden is using birth control or else we're going to have an interesting situation

 

[coolian2]

Eight guests now.

HOT NAKED LESBIANS IN THIS THREAD.

But enough about me

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Aww, it dropped down to six. I guess they don't like lesbians around here.

 

[coolian2]

Aww, it dropped down to six. I guess they don't like lesbians around here.

A shame. I think Eden, Tiana, Vaeata are all bi-sexual. Where's the fun?

 

[Axver]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Also, we scared Ax away.

I'm at work and have been writing and did not expect to come back to this!

It's like a brief glimpse of the early days of the Superthread.

 

[Axver]

I can only assume Eden is using birth control or else we're going to have an interesting situation

Mate, THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD JUST ASSUME.

My god man!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I'm at work and have been writing and did not expect to come back to this!

It's like a brief glimpse of the early days of the Superthread.

I blame the fact that I have roofied myself. That is, I took an ambien and I am on here chatting until it fully kicks in and I pass out.

 

[Axver]

Dear work IT,

If you're reading this, I'm leaving in a few months anyway, so let's just keep this between us and our closest Internet lurkers, yeah?

Cheers,
Ax

 

[coolian2]

Mate, THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD JUST ASSUME.

My god man!

I'm not that silly!


....I hope

 

[Axver]

I'm not that silly!


....I hope

I question the basis for this hope.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

You're supposed to wrap it up until she lets you know one way or the other. Unless you want little Ians running around.