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Old 01-22-2017, 08:21 PM   #166
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Also, somebody clearly doesn't know what Sharia law is.
There's already enough wrong it doesn't matter that much more
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It could just be an alternative fact.
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It could just be an alternative fact.
Well my mind got changed
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The lasagna was delicious but all those calories made me really sleepy. Still I managed to get my homework done that I didn't do last night.
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And you didn't even make any of that lasagne materialise in my lunch space.* How dare you.

*By this I mean a random table in the middle of a hallway because the geniuses who designed my department's new building didn't include a common room, but they did put in this one otherwise useless table. Everybody having lunch disturbs everybody trying to do work as our voices echo up and down the hallway. It's great. Alternative great.
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And you didn't even make any of that lasagne materialise in my lunch space.* How dare you.
Nooo. MINE. *hoards lasagna like Smaug*
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So, funny story. A couple of years ago when I still worked for Kmart, I was part of an overnight team of about six people that worked in the store while it was closed overnight to get stuff done. It was great because we were able to goof off to a certain extent, AND got paid more.

One of the other girls on the team was a weird little nerdy goofball. She had this cute snaggletooth, and one day in the breakroom I looked over at her and told her that she looked like a baby dragon. She then declared that if she were a dragon, she would hoard chicken nuggets. And she would lie upon her vast pile of chicken nuggets, then whenever she got hungry, she'd just breathe fire on one to warm it up.

I will never forget the mental image of the nugget dragon.
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Nooo. MINE. *hoards lasagna like Smaug*
My mate and I the other day were talking about our respective abilities to save money. Mine impressed him enough that he said "I'm not sure whether that shows you're descended from Jews or from Smaug".

Before this sounds dodgy, he's Jewish and I have some Jewish ancestry. Most of his quips about his (in)ability to save are about how he's proud to undermine stereotypes.
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So, funny story. A couple of years ago when I still worked for Kmart, I was part of an overnight team of about six people that worked in the store while it was closed overnight to get stuff done. It was great because we were able to goof off to a certain extent, AND got paid more.

One of the other girls on the team was a weird little nerdy goofball. She had this cute snaggletooth, and one day in the breakroom I looked over at her and told her that she looked like a baby dragon. She then declared that if she were a dragon, she would hoard chicken nuggets. And she would lie upon her vast pile of chicken nuggets, then whenever she got hungry, she'd just breathe fire on one to warm it up.

I will never forget the mental image of the nugget dragon.
Desperate people with sweet and sour sauce try to break into her cave for chicken nuggets.
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I read the last few posts and I actually lack comments
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One of the other girls on the team was a weird little nerdy goofball. She had this cute snaggletooth, and one day in the breakroom I looked over at her and told her that she looked like a baby dragon. She then declared that if she were a dragon, she would hoard chicken nuggets. And she would lie upon her vast pile of chicken nuggets, then whenever she got hungry, she'd just breathe fire on one to warm it up.

I will never forget the mental image of the nugget dragon.
Wow.
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I just read a clickbait page about bad things people have said on dates. I've said some absurd things but at least I sensed the tone better.
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I'm doing my first job application in like 10 years. Fuck this is hard and sucky all at once.
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They kinda suck no matter how many years it's been
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So the application itself isn't bad, but key selection criteria can just fuck off.
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