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Old 04-29-2005, 08:53 AM   #1
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Glad I'm a Guy

I would hate to be a woman.

I am a guy. That means I pee standing up and I don't have to worry about menstrual cycles and dealing with being pregnant and then going through the hell that is labor.

Plus, how do women deal with other crap?

For instance, women wear bras, makeup, high heels and pantyhose. That's gotta suck. Especially pantyhose and walking in high heels. How the hell is that comfortable?

Guys don't have to deal with this crap. Boy, I really feel sorry for women.
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:59 AM   #2
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Finally! A guy who somewhat understand the physical hardships that come with being a female!

But honestly, beyond the biological crap, I love being a girl.
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I wonder who discovered pantyhose, high heels, bras, makeup...?
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:09 AM   #4
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I wonder who discovered pantyhose, high heels, bras, makeup...?
Had to be a guy, so he could torture women.
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NOooooooooooooooooo Really?

Hey Two Americas, you forgot these other lovely factors some women do:

Hot Bikini Waxes
Brazilian Waxes
Waxing in general
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Waxing in general??

like a car??


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Yes that is a pain in the ass too.
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Waxing in general??

like a car??


not quite.


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Re: Glad I'm a Guy

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I am a guy. That means I pee standing up
Sitting down is great...it's more relaxing than standing up.

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and I don't have to worry about menstrual cycles
Those suck.

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dealing with being pregnant and then going through the hell that is labor.
I'm choosing to never have kids.

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For instance, women wear bras, makeup, high heels and pantyhose. That's gotta suck. Especially pantyhose and walking in high heels. How the hell is that comfortable?
Okay, bras suck. But I love makeup and high heels! Pantyhose suck too, but I don't have to wear them often.

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Guys don't have to deal with this crap. Boy, I really feel sorry for women.
I love being a woman.
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Re: Glad I'm a Guy

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Guys don't have to deal with this crap. Boy, I really feel sorry for women.
"Sorry" is not exactly what we expect men to feel for us.

Being a woman is the hell of a hard job but that's all I could ever be!


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I rarely ever wear high heels or pantyhose or makeup. I'm not a dress-up type of girl. I'm perfectly happy in jeans and a T-shirt/sweatshirt, and sneakers.

Bras...meh. Don't have an opinion on 'em one way or another.

Periods...yeah, those are a pain.

Pregnancy-not had that experience yet, but while I know it's a painful experience, at the same time, someday, when I'm good and ready, I would go through it if I had the chance, personally. I do wish guys could try and live a fraction of the kind of life a woman does when pregnant, though-might help them really understand why she's acting the way she does and everything.

The whole bathroom thing-again, no real opinion one way or the other.

I'm pretty happy to be a girl, too.

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Periods - inconvenient, more than anything.

Pregnancy - honestly? Scares the living shit out of me. I'm undecided as to whether I want children or not, but the thought of the process gets me quite agitated.

The rest isn't really an issue. I'm not really gifted in the chest region, so can get away without wearing a bra (which is a good thing, because I find them so uncomfortable). I don't wear alot of make-up - not because i'm naturally gorgeous or anything, but wearing alot of make-up doesn't look good on me. I scarcely wear tights, because i'm only ever seen in jeans. And heel? Well. I love wearing heels. I wear them whenever I can.

And, of course, the other advantage is that I can appreciate U2 for reasons which extend beyond their music
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I'm glad I'm a guy cause women are so damn beautiful.
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Women talking about their 'monthly problems'.............mods can we close this thread please on the grounds of public decencey
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and you get to have a penis... woo hooo... goo penises
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