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Old 04-30-2005, 02:24 AM   #1
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Glad I'm a girl

I would hate to be a man.

I am a girl. That means I pee sitting down and can have a nice rest. Men cannot blame their bad moods on menstrual cycles and will never know the joys (I'm serious, these are daily occurring miracles, people) dealing with being pregnant and then going through the hell that is labor which rewards you with your precious baby.

Plus, how do men deal with other crap?

For instance, men have to wear condoms and ties, buy a large car to make up for their penis complexes, ask the lady out even if they are shit scared of rejection and shave virtually every single day! That's gotta suck. Especially daily shaving and wearing a tie. How the hell is that comfortable?

Girls don't have to deal with this crap. Boy, I really feel sorry for men
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Old 04-30-2005, 02:35 AM   #2
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Being a boy must suck.
Only being able to use the brain between the legs and not the one above the shoulders must be quite difficult.

Having to constantly reassure self conscious women about their physical appearance.

Having that akward moment in public restrooms where they try to sneak a peek at other guys' junk as a form of comparasion.

Not being able to show any sort of emotion unless they are in some sort of sports uniform. I know I wouldn't want to wear bulky shoulder pads and knee pads to tell someone I think they're an okay person.
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Old 04-30-2005, 03:04 AM   #3
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Being a boy must suck.
Only being able to use the brain between the legs and not the one above the shoulders must be quite difficult.

Having to constantly reassure self conscious women about their physical appearance.

Having that akward moment in public restrooms where they try to sneak a peek at other guys' junk as a form of comparasion.

Not being able to show any sort of emotion unless they are in some sort of sports uniform. I know I wouldn't want to wear bulky shoulder pads and knee pads to tell someone I think they're an okay person.

hey, there is a CODE, ok? in public restrooms, you DONT look. itd be against the CODE. and it'd be pretty weird. lets just drop it


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Old 04-30-2005, 03:32 AM   #4
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dividing on the world on the basis of religion

dividing on the world on the basis of gender

dividing on the world on the basis of race


divide it on the basis of

- intelligent
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Old 04-30-2005, 04:19 AM   #5
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yeah...it really sucks being a man...I wish I was allowed to sit down to pee...
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Old 04-30-2005, 04:39 AM   #6
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yeah...it really sucks being a man...I wish I was allowed to sit down to pee...
maybe you could try
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I am also glad to be a girl.

I am particularly glad that I don't need to worry about impromtu erections at inopportune moments

if I'm feeling horny I can keep it to myself
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I am particularly glad that I don't need to worry about impromtu erections at inopportune moments


There is no such thing as an "inopportune moment".....
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I would't want to be a guy. Just the thought of a pepe and balls stuck dangling between my legs forever... How would I ever do gymnastics or ride my bike?

Things I'm infinitely thankful I'll never having to deal with:

- the *unwanted* erections
- shaving your face everyday
- having a voice change
- wet dreams
- chafing
- having to wear so much under your pants (if your a boxers or boxer-briefs guy)
- having to care if your muscles aren't big enough, or if your chest is too hairy or not hairy enough....
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Re: Glad I'm a girl

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buy a large car to make up for their penis complexes

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Old 04-30-2005, 11:37 AM   #12
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I would't want to be a guy. Just the thought of a pepe and balls stuck dangling between my legs forever... How would I ever do gymnastics or ride my bike?

Things I'm infinitely thankful I'll never having to deal with:

- the *unwanted* erections
- shaving your face everyday
- having a voice change
- wet dreams
- chafing
- having to wear so much under your pants (if your a boxers or boxer-briefs guy)
- having to care if your muscles aren't big enough, or if your chest is too hairy or not hairy enough....




1. There is no such thing as an "unwanted" erection. That is a lie propogated by the conservative media.....
2. Shaving sucks ass, but if you are charming enough you can keep the beard for a few days at a time
3. What voice change (he said in his best Michael Jackson voice)
4. Wet dreams are great - the one thing you wish you could keep from your teenage years.
5. Chafing - GOLDBOND MEDICATED POWDER - makes your nuts feel like they're always on a Carribean beach
6. Commando
7. What?
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I wish I think like you people... but sometimes i hate to be a girl. I'm affraid of getting pregnant, affraid of being a mom, I feel sick when i watch tv programs about pregnant women and maternity hospitals and that stuff. and I have to take the pill cuz my periods hurt a lot and I can't even go to work on those days. I hate when unknown people look at my boobs and when they are swollen and hurt. I hate when some teacher say that women aren't good designers, that women are not creative and they can't draw, so we will never be taken seriously. I don't like to go to the gyn. I wish i wouldn't have to wear makeup or heels...

and the list could go on...

If i were a guy.. maybe my dad would teach me how to play soccer, maybe he wouldn't get angry when i cry, I would had a better relationship with him, he would be happier. I would be able to go out whenever I want to and my family wouldn't ask me to stay a virgin until i get married. It would be easier for me to get rid of my life.

but, trying to make an effort and think on positive things, I could find some good reasons to be a girl :
* we look prettier playing soccer
* we have more options when we buy clothes, we don't have to wear pants for the rest of our lives. and we can't use nice shoes and cute accesories.
* although they are harder to get, we have better orgasms. that's the conclusion i've made after talking with some guys.
* Although I feel sick when i watch a woman in labour on tv, i have to recognize that we are blessed with the gift of live and it takes to be brave
*guys couldn't live without us . Just hear all the songs on the radio, about 95 % are about girls.
*Women still have the chance of making this a better world for everyone... guys have done enough, and let's be honest they haven't done the best job
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Re: Glad I'm a girl

edit: (joke's been done before)
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I love being a girl.


Cute shoes, wearing short skirts, getting manicures, wearing perfume and and getting looks when I drive by in my Grand Prix.

Sometimes it does suck (PMS ) but overall I rather enjoy it.
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