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Old 05-01-2005, 09:33 AM   #31
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I often put on pants when I don't feel like shaving too!



I am glad Angerla-de-harmhim is a girl too!



no one said anything about shaving your nuts
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Old 05-01-2005, 09:36 AM   #32
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So my cat and I are sitting around the other day when he begins to talk about becoming a father. Obviously (knowing what I know), I begin to get very uncomfotable. I say, "Dante, buddy, I don't know quite how to tell you this .... but you will never be a father."


He looked confused and ask, "Why not!?!"

"Laura and I had you neutered."


He was quiet for a long time and I just sat waiting for him to speak. After a few minutes, he finally put his head down and lament, "Awwww nuts."































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Old 05-02-2005, 09:17 AM   #35
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I enjoy being male, myself.

However, I certainly appreciate the fact that their are females in the world as well!

I also am happy that they are happy to be female.
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What about shorts? They are vastly superior to pants! For the daring there is always the kilt...
hahaha... I hate shorts!!! those are for people with good ass and nice legs ... like jennifer Lopez or Soccer players
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How do you all deal with the cooties?
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:30 PM   #39
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no one said anything about shaving your nuts

Hairy balls!

No cue balls! nice pocket pool reference there...eh?
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