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Old 04-30-2005, 01:20 PM   #16
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I wish I think like you people... but sometimes i hate to be a girl. I'm affraid of getting pregnant, affraid of being a mom, I feel sick when i watch tv programs about pregnant women and maternity hospitals and that stuff. and I have to take the pill cuz my periods hurt a lot and I can't even go to work on those days. I hate when unknown people look at my boobs and when they are swollen and hurt. I hate when some teacher say that women aren't good designers, that women are not creative and they can't draw, so we will never be taken seriously. I don't like to go to the gyn. I wish i wouldn't have to wear makeup or heels...

and the list could go on...

If i were a guy.. maybe my dad would teach me how to play soccer, maybe he wouldn't get angry when i cry, I would had a better relationship with him, he would be happier. I would be able to go out whenever I want to and my family wouldn't ask me to stay a virgin until i get married. It would be easier for me to get rid of my life.

but, trying to make an effort and think on positive things, I could find some good reasons to be a girl :
* we look prettier playing soccer
* we have more options when we buy clothes, we don't have to wear pants for the rest of our lives. and we can't use nice shoes and cute accesories.
* although they are harder to get, we have better orgasms. that's the conclusion i've made after talking with some guys.
* Although I feel sick when i watch a woman in labour on tv, i have to recognize that we are blessed with the gift of live and it takes to be brave
*guys couldn't live without us . Just hear all the songs on the radio, about 95 % are about girls.
*Women still have the chance of making this a better world for everyone... guys have done enough, and let's be honest they haven't done the best job

with all the medical advances in the world it is now possible to have a not so painful labor
although there are some people out there who think that for some reason we shouldnt take advantage of this and try and have it "naturally" ....
you can always have the epidural block on stand by babe-

and ive seen your little things ya made- those little characters and the scenes and they are amazing ------ your doing what alot of those naysayers wish they were
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There is no such thing as an "unwanted" erection.
True indeed!

Unwanted erections? That's right up there with unwanted money!
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Old 04-30-2005, 02:41 PM   #18
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I'm just glad I don't have to shave every day. Having to sometimes shave my legs is bad enough. I guess it evens out.
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Old 04-30-2005, 02:57 PM   #19
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Re: Glad I'm a girl

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I would hate to be a man.

I am a girl. That means I pee sitting down and can have a nice rest.
I can pee standing or sitting, whichever I feel like doing at the time. I can aim 360 degrees on one axis and 180 on the other.

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For instance, men have to wear condoms and ties, buy a large car to make up for their penis complexes, ask the lady out even if they are shit scared of rejection and shave virtually every single day! That's gotta suck. Especially daily shaving and wearing a tie. How the hell is that comfortable?
Bleh, I hate wearing ties. The car thing I don't think is as common as many make it out to be. Asking the lady out... Call me crazy though, but I actually find shaving very refreshing. When I start to feel hair on my face I feel unclean. I suppose I could pull a Bono and let some stubble grow

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[b]- the *unwanted* erections
- shaving your face everyday
- having a voice change
- wet dreams
- chafing
- having to wear so much under your pants (if your a boxers or boxer-briefs guy)
- having to care if your muscles aren't big enough, or if your chest is too hairy or not hairy enough....
1. Agree with others, no such thing as an unwanted one. Besides if you wear briefs those keep everything well contained. No one has to know...
2. See above.
3. Never had one...
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5. It's not so bad really. I've worn boxers and briefs, though I prefer briefs.
6. True...
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Re: Glad I'm a girl

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I would hate to be a man.

I am a girl. That means I pee sitting down and can have a nice rest. Men cannot blame their bad moods on menstrual cycles and will never know the joys (I'm serious, these are daily occurring miracles, people) dealing with being pregnant and then going through the hell that is labor which rewards you with your precious baby.

Plus, how do men deal with other crap?

For instance, men have to wear condoms and ties, buy a large car to make up for their penis complexes, ask the lady out even if they are shit scared of rejection and shave virtually every single day! That's gotta suck. Especially daily shaving and wearing a tie. How the hell is that comfortable?

Girls don't have to deal with this crap. Boy, I really feel sorry
for men
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Like the song says " I Enjoy Being A Girl".
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I can pee standing or sitting, whichever I feel like doing at the time. I can aim 360 degrees on one axis and 180 on the other.
umm...... you might not wanna go 360 deg. the whole way.



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girly things

glitter
make-up
buying pretty skirts
being able to put on a pair of pants if i don't feel like shaving
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* we have more options when we buy clothes, we don't have to wear pants for the rest of our lives. and we can't use nice shoes and cute accesories.
What about shorts? They are vastly superior to pants! For the daring there is always the kilt...
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I often put on pants when I don't feel like shaving too!



I am glad Angerla-de-harmhim is a girl too!
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leave my manmember out of this. It has never done anything to you.

yet....



OKAY...that was WAY in(not)appropriate!
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maybe you could try
you do realise it was sarcasm, right?
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