Girls...ways to turn men down

[Naya]

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


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"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde

 

[HelloAngel]

[No message]

 

[DrTeeth]

 

[Sicy]

Dr. Teeth is just mad because these lines didnt work for him.

 

[Naya]

Originally posted by DrTeeth:

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Once I tried-
"Bond, James Bond",while extending my hand to a young lady,
in a bar.
And she said-
"Off, F*CK OFF" while extending her hand back to me.

:

I had to run to the john to rework my approach.

Diamond



[This message has been edited by Diamond The U2 Patriot (edited 04-17-2002).]

 

[Bonochick]

[No message]

 

[DrTeeth]

To be honest, only use pick-up lines to see if a woman is smart enough not to fall for them. So with these answers, you'd only get extra attention from me.

 

[DrTeeth]

Actually, I'd like to know if you women actually fall for these lines. Don't lie now ya'll hear? Even the guys who use these succeed once in a while so I know some girls like 'em!

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:
Once I tried-
"Bond, James Bond",while extending my hand to a young lady,
in a bar

Oh Sicy *looks around innocently*

 

[Sicy]

dont have a pic of d's head turned sideways like that.

 

[Gina Marie]

[This message has been edited by Gina Marie (edited 04-17-2002).]

 

[joyfulgirl]

Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:


I had to run to the john to rework my approach.

Diamond

so what'd you come up with?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by DrTeeth:
Actually, I'd like to know if you women actually fall for these lines. Don't lie now ya'll hear? Even the guys who use these succeed once in a while so I know some girls like 'em!

Never. Not even after a couple of drinks.

*waits for Sicy to open photoshop* LOL

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I must confess it can feel good to feel pain
Like breaking waves or getting caught in the rain

 

[HelloAngel]

I've never fallen for a pick-up line.

If a guy isn't original, respectful or clever enough to say what he really thinks or feels when trying to approach me,
he can scoot.

[This message has been edited by HelloAngel (edited 04-17-2002).]

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Originally posted by HelloAngel:
I've never fallen for a pick-up line.

If a guy isn't original, respectful or clever enough to say what he really thinks or feels when trying to approach me,
he can scoot.

See, I TOLD ya fellas-

THIS IS why she was probably ignoring me in Vegas!
Sheesh.

Thanks for helping me figure this one out.

007




[This message has been edited by Diamond The U2 Patriot (edited 04-17-2002).]

 

[Sicy]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

[No message]

 

[Gina Marie]

Pierce who????

 

[oliveu2cm]

HE: Can I have your number?
SHE: Yeah, it's in the phonebook.
HE: Well can I have your name?
SHE: That's in the phonebook too.

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I'm honey child to a swarm of bees
Gonna blow right through you like a breeze

U2 Take Me Higher
Macphisto's Mansion

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Originally posted by joyfulgirl:

Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:


I had to run to the john to rework my approach.

Diamond

so what'd you come up with?

I think she felt a little too "uppity" for this bar.
When I returned from the john she was long gone.
She coulda had some her own drama going on.
Who knows?
There are however alot of snobs in my town of Scottsdale, Az, for the record.

DB9