major_panic said:
I can't see it working. You'd probably just end up making jokes about forming a terrorist organisation, and not get any work done.
Although, if you could convince any attractive Arts girls in our tute to co-operate on the essay with you...
Speaking of which, are there any attractive Arts girlss in our tute?
Axver said:
The Major wants a ... Majoress?
I don't really remember if there were, though I think so.
Axver said:
The Major wants a ... Majoress?
I don't really remember if there were, though I think so.
gluey said:
Seriously, Maj, if you want to tongue a girl, for gods sake don't let her see you eating that 'thing' you posted earlier
I got the postwhoring thing going on today!!!! 
gluey said:
Ax, you're disappointing me lately with your lack of whoring
major_panic said:
He might actually be... doing work!
Axver said:
I'm not allowed a social life now?
major_panic said:
It was worth asking about, come on, srsly!
Besides, according to everyone else you've already found your perfect mate.
You lot seem to want to set me up really badly. Well, it's not happening.
Axver said:
And according to your sister, nothing's happening for you either, Maj.
gluey said:
Man tells police 'I've been raped by a wombat'
New 5:25PM Thursday March 27, 2008
A 48-year-old orchard worker has been sentenced to 75 hours community work after calling police to complain he was being raped by a wombat.
Arthur Ross Cradock, of Motueka, called police on February 11 and informed them the rape was taking place at his house and he required assistance, The Nelson Mail reported.
He later called back asking to retract the claim.
"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told the operator.
Cradock pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
gluey said:
Man tells police 'I've been raped by a wombat'
New 5:25PM Thursday March 27, 2008
A 48-year-old orchard worker has been sentenced to 75 hours community work after calling police to complain he was being raped by a wombat.
Arthur Ross Cradock, of Motueka, called police on February 11 and informed them the rape was taking place at his house and he required assistance, The Nelson Mail reported.
He later called back asking to retract the claim.
"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told the operator.
Cradock pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
Axver said:
Johnny Five is ALIVE!!!liamcool said:
You waiting for Jen to come and push your button....
