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Old 03-27-2008, 05:20 AM   #691
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I have no depth perception. I couldn't catch the fucker if I tried! But I love killing the bastards.

My favourite is to catch cockroaches alive and flush them down the toilet.
catch them in a jar and send them to me .
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Old 03-27-2008, 05:20 AM   #692
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remind me never to piss you off if I meet you in person
No, I only take it out on insects.

When I lived in Queensland, I liked to torment Huntsman spiders. When I was about twelve, one about the size of a dinner plate got into our lounge. So I leapt from couch to couch, getting the bastard to jump after me and chase me around the room. I only stopped when Mum killed it by dropping a dinner plate on it.
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Do you know what utterly infuriates me?

Mosquitoes buzzing right past my ear.
And the little bastards always seem to know when you've turned out the light ready to go to sleep.
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I just sucked a caramel creme egg to death
I'm never eating a cadbudy creme egg again my life.

When you bite one open and find dead ants in the creme part you lose interest instantly.
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And the little bastards always seem to know when you've turned out the light ready to go to sleep.
All i ever achieve trying to catch the damn thing is a whack in the side of the head
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arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh





its phail collins !!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck . i screetched out loud and scared people here.
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No, I only take it out on insects.

When I lived in Queensland, I liked to torment Huntsman spiders. When I was about twelve, one about the size of a dinner plate got into our lounge. So I leapt from couch to couch, getting the bastard to jump after me and chase me around the room. I only stopped when Mum killed it by dropping a dinner plate on it.

You guys have some fucked up creatures in Oz.
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I'm never eating a cadbudy creme egg again my life.

When you bite one open and find dead ants in the creme part you lose interest instantly.
OH GOOD NON-EXISTENT LORD.

I do hope you sued them or something.
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I'm still here!

Hello to everyone by the way .. sorry for my rudeness I won't stay long ... having an early night coz I haven't been having a very good week health wise ... but just thought I'd drop in and say hello!
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I'm never eating a cadbudy creme egg again my life.

When you bite one open and find dead ants in the creme part you lose interest instantly.

NO WAY!
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I'm still here!

Hello to everyone by the way .. sorry for my rudeness I won't stay long ... having an early night coz I haven't been having a very good week health wise ... but just thought I'd drop in and say hello!


I was wondering where you'd got to lately! Did you have a nice Easter at least?
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All i ever achieve trying to catch the damn thing is a whack in the side of the head

That explains a lot.
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catch them in a jar and send them to me .
That's not nearly as fun as flushing them down the loo!
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OH GOOD NON-EXISTENT LORD.

I do hope you sued them or something.
I imagine if you complained, they'd send 1000 of the bastard eggs complimentary.....that would suck!
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