Giggleswick Superthread

[Varitek]

so i'm not about to read 50 pages, in fact i need to write a 5 page paper. (that's due on monday but i'm doing it today. be proud!)

are there any highlights?

 

[major_panic]

I can see his thought processes now:

OH NO, PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH ME AND USE LOGIC AND EVIDENCE AGAINST MY ARGUMENTS, I BETTER BLOCK THEM SO THAT I STAY IGNORANT!

I guess I've now been put on ignore too, awesome!

 

[Varitek]

saddo details of the date please.

 

[Axver]

I swear I'm on Powerjuice tonight.....I can't stop posting to save myself. Mr G has given up and gone to bed now

MR GLUEY = OWNED BY THE POSTWHOREHOUSE.

 

[Gluey]

so i'm not about to read 50 pages, in fact i need to write a 5 page paper. (that's due on monday but i'm doing it today. be proud!)

are there any highlights?

Where's your dedication. We've put in so much hard work while you've been sleeping, and then you only ask for HIGHLIGHTS!

 

[major_panic]

is this really the major?

Yeah that's me. Arrogant - that's also me.

 

[Gluey]

MR GLUEY = OWNED BY THE POSTWHOREHOUSE.

 

[Varitek]

So, I was out at the bar tonight with some friends. It was a quiet little place off the beaten path and all the regulars looked like they were one or two drinks away from complete liver failure. One of the guys starts slurring words towards us, so we engage him in a little friendly banter. We asked him where all the women were and he said he hadn't seen a woman in the establishment ("this fuckin' place") in over three years. Then he proceeded to tell us how women were overrated anyways. A few years ago he bought a puppy and taught it to like licking his balls. So, he's got that.

 

[Gluey]

Yeah that's me. Arrogant - that's also me.

And all kinds of awesomeness

 

[Axver]

so i'm not about to read 50 pages, in fact i need to write a 5 page paper. (that's due on monday but i'm doing it today. be proud!)

are there any highlights?

 

[mysterious_jen]

And all kinds of awesomeness

i told you he was hot ages ago !!!!!!!!

 

[major_panic]

!!

Now we need a picture of you with a bass to really muddle things up...

 

[Gluey]

i told you he was hot ages ago !!!!!!!!

Yeah, but with your horny thermometer, everyone's hot.....

 

[Alisaura]

What's this I hear about party pies??

 

[mysterious_jen]

isnt there a pic of adam on a tram in sanfransisco kicking around?

 

[Varitek]

Where's your dedication. We've put in so much hard work while you've been sleeping, and then you only ask for HIGHLIGHTS!

I just heard "HIGHLIGHTS HIGHLIGHTS HIGHLIGHTS" in my head to the tune of early twilight.

 

[major_panic]

What's this I hear about party pies??

Party! Pies! Both!

 

[mysterious_jen]

Yeah, but with your horny thermometer, everyone's hot.....

untrue.

 

[Axver]

I guess I've now been put on ignore too, awesome!

Yeah, I don't think it's a loss to be ignored by diamond!

I can just imagine how threads look to him.

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INDY500: Obama is dangerous and will destroy this country.
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AchtungBono: Capital punishment is the best idea ever and all those menaces to society should be killed straight away. They shouldn't be allowed an appeals process. It just wastes money and makes us less safe.
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[Gluey]

What's this I hear about party pies??

THEY'RE SAVOURIES!!!!!








Aussies.....

 

[major_panic]

I just heard "HIGHLIGHTS HIGHLIGHTS HIGHLIGHTS" in my head to the tune of early twilight.

Highlights, you'd slept away
Highlights, wasted the thread away

 

[Varitek]

verrrrry niiiize (borat accent)

 

[Axver]

What's this I hear about party pies??

That they're actually called savouries.

 

[Varitek]

Yeah, I don't think it's a loss to be ignored by diamond!

I can just imagine how threads look to him.

[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
INDY500: Obama is dangerous and will destroy this country.
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
AchtungBono: Capital punishment is the best idea ever and all those menaces to society should be killed straight away. They shouldn't be allowed an appeals process. It just wastes money and makes us less safe.
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]
[This poster is on your ignore list.]

veeeeery niiiiize.


now wtf are party pies

 

[mysterious_jen]

That they're actually called savouries.

PARTYMUTHERFUCKING PIES WITH SAUCE ASSHOLE.

 

[Gluey]

untrue.

Really?




So, how's belly dancing going?

 

[Axver]

I just heard "HIGHLIGHTS HIGHLIGHTS HIGHLIGHTS" in my head to the tune of early twilight.

 

[mysterious_jen]

veeeeery niiiiize.


now wtf are party pies

tiny wee pies.

 

[Alisaura]

THEY'RE SAVOURIES!!!!!



Aussies.....

That sounds like dangerous American-speak to me! "Savouries" is far too generic a term... could apply to anything! Party pies are little pies you serve at parties... perfectly logical name for them...

Kiwis...



Otherwise, GLUEY!!! How's you?

 

[Varitek]

It looks like one of Vtek's sex toys.

I am not putting something that looks like that anywhere near my vagina.