getting new testament

[Bonoscoolness78]

I saw this somewhere here
getting new testament on motherfuckers.

I think you get old testament on motherfuckers. You get new testament on youth pastors with goatees.

is this fair?

 

[BVS]

Someone drinking tonight?

 

[Bonoscoolness78]

not much.
skim milk, water, and okanagan spring lager about covers my liquid intake for this evening.
don't mix beer and skim milk, children. keep them apart from each other, just as you would keep ketchup apart from meat. But you must always mix your potatoes with your savory dressing.

 

[Dalton]

Wow. I can't believe this guy. First he insults my age then he insults my profession.

 

[Zoots]

I think he is talking about Beav's location.

 

[UberBeaver]

I saw this somewhere here
getting new testament on motherfuckers.

I think you get old testament on motherfuckers. You get new testament on youth pastors with goatees.

is this fair?

On your death bed you will reach total enlightenment. And then shall these words become meaningful. Unless it happens before then.

 

[Bonoscoolness78]

Wow. I can't believe this guy. First he insults my age then he insults my profession.

I'm not insulting you. it's common knowledge that all youth pastors have goatees. It's a way of relating to the youngsters

 

[Dalton]

I grew mine because I have a weak chin. It has nothing to do with the kids.

I wear shorts in the winter to relate to them.

 

[BVS]

I wear shorts in the winter to relate to them.