Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands Superthread

[redhotswami]

It gets better....later, I'll have some Sprunk, and likely throw a spin-kick at a random lackey of mine.

why stop at one? you're drinking Sprunk, not punkjuice

 

[phillyfan26]

I need to find Beav's post on Powerjuice and how to drink it properly.

And I've no idea if SB is Canadian or not.

And I find it hilariously predictable that Screwtape hates Seinfeld.

 

[redhotswami]

crap. class in 43. i better go groom myself. cheers!

 

[No spoken words]

why stop at one? you're drinking Sprunk, not punkjuice

Cos after the spin-kick, I drop-kick another, then another gets an axe-kick. Then someone gets punched. Etc.

 

[No spoken words]

I need to find Beav's post on Powerjuice and how to drink it properly.

And I've no idea if SB is Canadian or not.

And I find it hilariously predictable that Screwtape hates Seinfeld.

You said "enough is enough", hence my Canadian question.

 

[redhotswami]

Cos after the spin-kick, I drop-kick another, then another gets an axe-kick. Then someone gets punched. Etc.

that's more like it

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

And I find it hilariously predictable that Screwtape hates Seinfeld.

that gave me a chuckle as well... or was it a guffaw?

 

[phillyfan26]

You said "enough is enough", hence my Canadian question.

He might as well be Canadian, you know? I think we need to make the invasion of Canada and all things that might as well be Canadian. I mean, really...

Enough is enough.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

yeah, fucking Canadians and their weird spelling and Metric System

 

[phillyfan26]

SEPTA and the Patrons of Powerjuice > Dave C and the Rebels of Canadia

 

[phillyfan26]

In a meeting yesterday, someone used the word, if it is a word, "powerjuice" and I almost fucking lost it. It sucks to be in a room with some pretty important people, well, important relative to the world you work in, and be the most immature person there...by a lot....but, what could I do? Who says powerjuice and means it????? This guy did. I had to bite my hand to keep myself from cracking up. Sad.

The first mention of Powerjuice. Thanks, NSW.

 

[phillyfan26]

How in the state this man's school is located in, they need to place pressure on the cable company not by using the public as pawns, but by other means.

This was the exact sentence:

"So, we have to do 3 things, then. 1 - We have to go political. 2 - We have to go powerjuice. 3 - We have to go corporate."

So I spent the rest of the afternoon telling people that we needed to go powerjuice. Of course, the meeting had maybe 4 people from our staff in there, the rest were from the schools, so nobody knew what I was talking about, nor did they get the joke cos they were not in the meeting. That does not stop me. Just like another incident on Monday, where my 2 worlds crossed, and I asked someone at work "Is this confirmed?", but meant it, but then started laughing out loud, which more or less caused confusion.

The explanation. I love Powerjuice.

 

[phanan]

He might as well be Canadian, you know? I think we need to make the invasion of Canada and all things that might as well be Canadian. I mean, really...

Enough is enough.

I believe he lives in DC, if memory serves.

 

[phillyfan26]

Found Beav's instructions:

Powerjuice:

2 parts Awesome
1 part Funk
1 part Sheeeeeeeeet
Dash of STFU
Sprinkle in some Get That Shit Outta Here
Shake
Top of with 3 oz Awesome
Serve cold.
Announce that you are now going powerjuice.
Give a deathstare to everyone in range.
Pick up forcefully, and with purpose.
Dominate.
Wipe mouth with sleeve.
Slam down glass.
Leave.
Slam door.
Open door.
Scream to those around, "THAT IS HOW YOU FUCKING GO POWERJUICE!"
Slam door.
Sit behind desk.
Whoop.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

words cannot describe how awesome that is

 

[Axver]

I believe he lives in DC, if memory serves.

I for some reason thought he was in Philadelphia, I think due to implications in his posts around the Vertigo Tour period.

 

[redhotswami]

that just made my day

 

[redhotswami]

my last roommate just left. i officially have a big ass 4 bedroom apt to myself for the remainder of the summer

 

[Axver]

Well, I'm out. Have a good one, folks.

 

[Diemen]

my last roommate just left. i officially have a big ass 4 bedroom apt to myself for the remainder of the summer

So, what time is the party starting then?



all

 

[No spoken words]

POWERJUICE backstory + Beav's directions = awesomeness.

 

[phillyfan26]

I mean, honestly, the Patrons of POWERJUICE would defeat Canadia all by themselves. SEPTA just makes it easier.

 

[Diemen]

POWERJUICE backstory + Beav's directions = awesomeness.

Word.

And I for one, as a semi-outsider to the powerjuice phenomenon, am glad to see its return.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

sup peeps.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm heading out.

 

[LemonMelon]

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

hey lemel

 

[LemonMelon]

Hey, Khan.

I basically passed out the second I logged off. I'm sure Pfan had a bitch of a hangover this morning.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Mel, what do you think of Air?

 

[LemonMelon]

I haven't listened to the two you sent me yet. I need to listen to the remastered Exile In Guyville, and then I'll try to get to them later.