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Old 06-24-2008, 11:43 PM   #526
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Our valedictorian is going to be a pale kid who never sees the light of day (pale for that reason, not because he's albino or really Irish) who is a year younger than us and skipped eighth grade. He also has a beard, large, frazzled hair, and shirts that don't fit him.

I wish I was making this up.
can someone please explain to me why geeks always feel the need to grow facial hair?

it's like "yeah, i know what will attract the ladiez!! if i (attempt to) grow a big bushy beard!! yeah!!! it'll look more like little pubes glued to my face sporadically, but it'll be fucking awesome!"
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can someone please explain to me why geeks always feel the need to grow facial hair?

it's like "yeah, i know what will attract the ladiez!! if i (attempt to) grow a big bushy beard!! yeah!!! it'll look more like little pubes glued to my face sporadically, but it'll be fucking awesome!"


I just hate shaving everyday.
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He knows he cannot attract the ladies. He's a fucking genius, after all.

But these kids are so anti-social, I'm not sure how successful they'll actually end up being.
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I wholeheartedly support such courageous acts.

They've played Snow Dogs enough in there as it is.
i'm considering taking a little mini-vaykay downtown right before my surgery (gender reassignment, you know) so this could be put into action
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If I ever grow facial hair, it will be limited to my chin and possibly some sideburns.
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I just hate shaving everyday.


oh man, you edited before i posted. sorry man, but that stuff always made me chuckle.
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I just hate shaving everyday.
You grow facial hair?
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can someone please explain to me why geeks always feel the need to grow facial hair?
I saw this dude at the store today who looked about 12 and had this really thin, shitty mustache. Hilarious. I knew he was either a hipster, a geek, or both.
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can someone please explain to me why geeks always feel the need to grow facial hair?

it's like "yeah, i know what will attract the ladiez!! if i (attempt to) grow a big bushy beard!! yeah!!! it'll look more like little pubes glued to my face sporadically, but it'll be fucking awesome!"


Personally, I've grown a beard just because I'm too fucking lazy to shave.
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ohhh! i just remembered this dude who had a FULL (we're talking tom selleck full) mustache freshman year. he had it for a while, up to senior year i think. he wore glasses too, he looked like he was 40.

he shaved the mustache, got contacts, and then my best friend ended up dating him and later married his best friend! it's amazing how facial hair transforms someone, especially when they're 14.
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I shave daily because I want everyone to think I cannot grow facial hair (which they all think). One day, when I really can grow a good beard or something, I'm going to stop shaving at someone's challenge and reveal my facial hair potential.
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He knows he cannot attract the ladies. He's a fucking genius, after all.

But these kids are so anti-social, I'm not sure how successful they'll actually end up being.
PFan, my HS was littered with these kids, actually. Some get to college, and when finally away from their parents, they come into their own and develop some modicum of social skills. Others not so much, of course.

I was always glad that I had enough brains to not be confused with your average moron, but was not so smart that I was devoid of common sense or social skills.
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I shave daily because I want everyone to think I cannot grow facial hair (which they all think). One day, when I really can grow a good beard or something, I'm going to stop shaving at someone's challenge and reveal my facial hair potential.
k, but it better be this kinda beard:
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Nor did I.

But my HS was ultra-competitive and their were myriad lawsuits brought against the HS by parents that thought the rounding up or down of GPA's impacted the rankings, and thus caused their kid to get accepted to Cornell but not Harvard. Intense place.
Cornell and Harvard?! What kind of high school did you go to?
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