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Old 07-01-2007, 12:07 PM   #1
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Funny, interesting, unusual things that have happened to you thread

Please post random events in your life that are funny, interesting or unusual. Try to be concise. No explanation of said events is needed. They must be true and prefferably make people say to themselves "WTF?". I'll start.


* I've once been pissed on by a camel

* I've had an assualt riffle pointed at me after being mistaken for a stabbing suspect

* Jesse Jackson told me he loves me
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Re: Funny, interesting, unusual things that have happened to you thread

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* I've once been pissed on by a camel

* I've had an assualt riffle pointed at me after being mistaken for a stabbing suspect

* Jesse Jackson told me he loves me
Based on this information alone, your life has been more worthwhile than mine thusfar.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:33 AM   #5
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also

* I had sex on the front steps of a church

* I ate nothing but hotdogs for an entire month

* I'm in the movie Major League

* I touched Bonos ass (not in a gay way)
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It apparently is possible.
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Re: Funny, interesting, unusual things that have happened to you thread

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Please post random events in your life that are funny, interesting or unusual. Try to be concise. No explanation of said events is needed. They must be true and prefferably make people say to themselves "WTF?". I'll start.


* I've once been pissed on by a camel

* I've had an assualt riffle pointed at me after being mistaken for a stabbing suspect

* Jesse Jackson told me he loves me
You forgot about the time[s] you waxed a gerbil.
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hahahahahah what a good night!!!!! i'm not gonna say anything else. . .
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hahahahahah what a good night!!!!! i'm not gonna say anything else. . .
If ya need a redo on that give me a shout....

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