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Old 07-09-2007, 02:27 PM   #31
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holy shit, were you near my house? a random guy just threw up on/near my mailbox the other day..and walked away like normal
Apparently it's almost a "common" thing to happen...
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omg

the wal-greens story LOL!!! but ewww gross!


Oh that reminds me...

I was 6 months pregnant when we went to Hawaii...well during pregnancy I'd get car sick...After drinking a HUGE fruit smoothie we were riding around Honolulu...I puked right in the middle of the busiest street in the city juice everywhere!! I even puked in a walmart bag and filled it almost completely..and NO ONE NOTICED ME thank god..I'm a very discreet vomiter.

my poor mom on the other hand got car sick on this dirt road with NO houses on it in the middle of no where new hampshire...anyway as she is throwing up in the woods there is this old man standing there watching her where he came from I have NO idea.
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* A professional baseball player once told me that I would get fat if I kept eating pizza. His name was Cecil Fielder.

* I once had a 5 minute conversation with Chet Lemon and I thought he was a bat boy the entire time.

* I have been to Kirk Gibson's house, but I was so nervous I barely talked the entire time.

* I was once punched in the face by a girl with downs syndrome as we fought over a batting practice homerun ball.

* I have been naked in front of a crowd of 83 people.

* I once fell out of a tree from around 35 ft , landed on a dog house, and didn't break a thing.

* I was once hit by a car so hard that it ripped on leg of my jeans completely off. My boxers were hanging by the last piece of elastic.

* I was almost arrested for smuggling as I entered South Africa because custom agents found my (future) wife's engagement ring in a hidden pocket I had around my waist.
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i once set the el monte airport on fire with illegal fireworks.

i once lived in a house that was used for smuggling illegal aliens for slavery. i had always wondered why there were extra locks on every door. the ex never mentioned this to me until after the fact. freakin a-hole...

police found bricks of weed under the same house. twice in the same year.

im so glad i moved.
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:22 PM   #35
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*My sister & I helped our cat deliver kittens on the 4th of July when we were 12 & 10 & we named them Yankee, Doodle, Dandy & Uncle Sam
That reminds me...I had a cat that got preggy when i was about 10. I didn't know when the conception took place (or who the father was), but I predicted she would have kittens on July 3rd.

And she did. She went into labor on July 2nd; 24 hours later she still was in labor. (I know it's common for human women to be in labor even longer than that, but i don't know what's typical for cats.) This was when my family lived in a fairly rural area in central Africa. The closest veteranarian was in another town. We radioed him and he said to do a C-section. Fortunately, my dad was an OB/GYN (for humans) and also had some experience fixing cats, including females. So he did a C-section AND a hysterectomy on that cat on July 3rd (I think it was 1994).

Fortunately, our cat survived. Unfortunately, the kittens didn't.
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I murdered Julius Caesar. Wait, did you mean in <i>this</i> life?

Seriously now:

I watched while a 600 pound guy was being cremated.

I once was repeatedly attacked by a bird at the university. I ran and ran, trying to get away, but it kept chasing me. It's eyes were eeeevil.
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Old 07-09-2007, 07:47 PM   #37
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I was a haircut model for those pictures you see hanging in salons when i was 14.

I haven't eaten any pork products in 17 years.

At 17, I had my daughter at home on my bed with NO drugs or anesthesia, and was in hard labor for 1 1/2 days.

My dad was a musician and when i was little we (my sisters and I) got to hang with Lou Rawls, Peter Tork (from the Monkees),
Jan & Dean, Peter Lawford, and Sonny Bono.
My father was friends with Frank Sinatra.


Bono tried to 'steal' my sharpie when i met him after a concert.
We talked for about 2-3 minutes and my ex-husband and I had to actually suggest he move on to the other waiting fans.

I beat the school bully up.


I took care of one of the heiresses to the Holsum Bread Bakery,
and her husband, he was one of the very few people to put stock in Boeing.
They were extremely wealthy.

Adam and I had our faces 3 inches from one another for almost 1 minute.
I should have kissed him.

I had the tip of my ring finger severed off when i was 14.

I was almost murdered by a home intruder when i was 15.

I was constantly mistaken for Valerie Bertinelli when i was younger.
People even insisted i was lying.


Bono told me a secret, and made me promise not to tell until he was sure it was going to happen...
that secret was that they were going to play Slane Castle.


I am friends with a famous San Diego DJ.

My parents both died on the same day, but 28 years apart.

I know and worked for the man who helped capture Che Gevara (ms?).


I was a Jehovah Witness for 17 years.
Yea, i know, what happened to me.
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A few weeks ago, a guy that was walking by in the midle of the afternoon just vomited on the street, got a tissue to clean his mouth and then contued his walk like nothing had happened... And yes, he was by my side...
Another random vomit story


I went to an all day outdoor music festival on Saturday and while I was being squashed to death by the crowd and trying to avoid being shoved into a violent mosh pit, I looked at the guy in front of me and realized he was vomiting INTO A WATER BOTTLE!

It was probably the most disgusting thing I've seen in my entire life because he filled up the bottle but also missed it a lot and ended up covered in vomit. He was wiping it on his clothes and then he just tossed the bottle down where it immediately got stepped on by everyone around him.

The stench was so bad, we had to give up our spot and watch the rest of the show from the edge of the crowd.
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At 17, I had my daughter at home on my bed with NO drugs or anesthesia, and was in hard labor for 1 1/2 days.



I won't ever complain about my 17 hours without drugs during labor delivering my first kid. Mine was a cake walk compared to you.
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Bono tried to 'steal' my sharpie when i met him after a concert.
We talked for about 2-3 minutes and my ex-husband and I had to actually suggest he move on to the other waiting fans.

Adam and I had our faces 3 inches from one another for almost 1 minute.
I should have kissed him.

Bono told me a secret, and made me promise not to tell until he was sure it was going to happen...
that secret was that they were going to play Slane Castle.

not that this are the most interesting but you should brag about this at PLEBA you'll be worshipped or lynched

could you elaborate on the one about Che Guevara please...
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My story is equal parts sad & funny. While walking downtown with my dog today, I noticed a guy sitting in the doorway of a store with a homemade sign. He was asking for money. That's the sad part. The sign read: "Family Killed by Ninjas Overseas...Need Money for Karate Lessons." I guess he's worried he could be next
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not that this are the most interesting but you should brag about this at PLEBA you'll be worshipped or lynched

I drool in my own way..i think I've been to pleba 5 times since I've been a member, i really don't feel the need to start now.




could you elaborate on the one about Che Guevara please...

Sure, i worked for Mr. B. for 2 + years in his Tropical Palms business.
In his office, he has several photos of a man in handcuffs with a bunch of military men surrounding him.
I saw that photo for 2 years, not knowing who or what was happening, (i never wanted to ask).
One day in the office, his daughter, (whom i nannied for) asked me if i knew who Che Guevara was, i replied yes,
and she then pointed out her father in 2 of the photos as one of the men holding a gun to Che's stomach.

I knew that this family has 'mob' connections, and that they deal in more than just plants...
so even though it made me sick, it wasn't a complete surprise.

BTW if anyone is ever looking to buy any palm trees from Lowes or Home Depot...
don't buy the brand that starts with a 'B'.
And if i end up missing, look for my body in the wood chip section of either store.
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I won't ever complain about my 17 hours without drugs during labor delivering my first kid. Mine was a cake walk compared to you.
Any birth is painful. I still sympathize.
I was so out of it.
I did leave out though that i was in 'soft' labor for a day and a half prior to the 'hard' labor.
Come to find out why was that her elbow was stuck in my pelvic bone.

ouch.
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I haven't vomited in over eight years, and now I have developed a phobia of it

I had a tooth growing about half a centimetre above my two front teeth for sixteen years that I never knew about
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So many crazy stories here

Once, after mixing up a red velvet cake, the mixer slipped out of my hand and landed on my big toe, breaking it.
My sister has had equally bad luck with domestic chores. Her vacuum cleaner fell over on her big toe and broke it.

When I was 13, my friends and I broke into the National Guard armory near my house. We got past two different barbed wire fences, and were in the area where they keep the tanks and other military vehicles. So much for national security.
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