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Old 09-27-2007, 09:28 AM   #1
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Funny insurance claims

I had to fill out so many forms that I almost wish my
dear husband didn't die at all

I've ran over a man. He admitted that it was his fault
since that has happened to him already

I don't need life insurance, I want everybody to be honestly
sad when I die

Even before I hit him, I was convinced that that old man would never reach the other side of the road

I don't know who stole my wallet since no one of my family was around

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Old 10-03-2007, 09:41 AM   #2
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I liked the one that said 'I saw the slow moving sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.' There are a lot more but I can't remember them.
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