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I found a list of the funniest American college football names for 2006. I thought it would be funny to find other funny or odd sports names. Here is the 2006 American college funniest names:

OFFENSE:
QB: Jim Bob Cooter (Tennessee) - the gold standard for student-athletes. Future Neckcar driver.
RB: Richie Rich (North Carolina)
RB: Jimmy Johns (Alabama) - his "son" a former Dallas Cowboys coach.
WR: De'Cody Fagg (Florida State) - doomed from the start.
WR: Darius Passmore (Marshall) - should be a QB.
TE: Kyle Sackrider (Michigan State) - that's just unfortunate...
OL: Shelley Smith (Colorado State)
OL: Joe Girardi (Miami) - Marlins manager doubling as UM lineman???
OL: Joseph Joseph (Louisiana-Monroe) - not a lot of creativity in this one...
OL: Hercules Satele (Hawaii)
OL: Jason Alexander (San Diego State)

DEFENSE:
DL: Colin Ferrell (Kent State)
DL: Avery Hannibal (Mississippi State) - gotta have this facemask...
DL: David Escobar (Ohio) - is this the guy that drugged up Frank Solich?
DL: LeQuantum McDonald (Baylor)
LB: Ian Handshy (Kansas)
LB: John Mark Patrick (Troy) - I don't trust people with two first names, nevermind three!
LB: Billy Ray (West Virginia) - must be very confusing...
DB: Christian Okoye (Tulane) - Nigerian Nigthmare, Part II???
DB: Sir Darean Adams (Michigan State) - umm, "Sir"?
DB: Knowledge Timmons (Penn State) - will he graduate?
DB: Ray Ray McElrathbey (Clemson)

P/K: Keith Toogood (Texas Tech) - this guy better have balls of steel...

HONORABLE MENTION:
TE Vincent Chase (SMU) - must be the center of every party
WR Maserati Jemison (Arizona State)
QB John Van Dam (Michigan State) - must.. know.. middle.. name..
DL Untavious Scott (Troy)
 
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Dick Pound, they guy who goes running around accusing every major sporting league's athletes of using performance-enhancing drugs.

Also, Rudy Gay.
 
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That Russian basketballer who made Bruce Spackerveny stumble at the olymics, it's Fuch or something. Someone else'd remember.

And that swimmer, Misty Hymen. Not sure how it's spelled either.

Cruel parents.
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Milton Bradley. Remember when he spilled coffee on the pitcher in the dugout. Then he freaked out and they sent him to the clubhouse to cool off.
 
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