Funniest. Name. Ever.

[U2democrat]

I just had to share.
The police officer's name at my school is, (no i'm not joking this is the honest truth), Harry Woodcock.

What were his parents thinking? That's more like a character in a porno. Do y'all know people with amusing names?

 

[DaveC]

 

[Schmeg]

My friend went to school with a Richard Headly.

 

[Doozer61]

When I worked for the insurance company we had clients named

Ah Chiou

Kum Soon

 

[Liesje]

We have religion Profs Thomas "Tommy" Thompson and Matthew "Matt" Mathews

 

[tarquinsuperb]

No one ever believes me about this but there was a guy a couple of years above me at school called Dickon Head. You probably don't believe me either but that wasn't the best thing he also worked at the local Tesco's and had a name badge with it on, you would have thought Tesco's would have worried about their reputation but still.

 

[AvsGirl41]

Gay Palm...

My sister baby-sat for 2 kids, who had a teacher named Candy Condoms.

 

[dandy]

i kid you not, one of my law profs was dick bird.

 

[BAW]

I went to middle school with Michelle Boner

 

[arw]

We have religion Profs Thomas "Tommy" Thompson and Matthew "Matt" Mathews

my great grandma's name was Rose....that was also her 2nd husbands last name. She became Rose Rose.

 

[nurse chrissi]

A MD at work
Dr Feely
He is an OBGYN

 

[BluRmGrl]

The dentist I went to as a child/teenager: Dr. Head

 

[u2popmofo]

This isnt dirty, but one of my friends from high school's mom's name is Terry Ferry.

I just always thought that sounded funny.



My dad was in the National Guard back in the day with some guy named Private Lipshitz.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

A MD at work
Dr Feely
He is an OBGYN

oh gah! there is no way I could see him.

There is a dr. here named Dr. Nutt, he is a dentist.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

My dad used to work with a guy named Dick Paine. Why didn't he go by richard? Your guess is as good as mine.

There was a Mr. and Mrs. Boner at my middle school.

I had a Professor Hymen for Chemistry.

 

[u2popmofo]

The contact my company has for our warehouse in the Philippines' first name is Bong.

 

[fah]

I went to school with a boy whose last name was Bates.

I also had a teacher, from England, insisted on calling everyone Miss or Master.

 

[Tomer]

 

[carrieluvv]

master bates...!!!..poor kid!

I knew some girl with the last name Queerhammer...

 

[BAW]

In Hur - My sister's former OB/GYN in Anaheim, CA

 

[~fairy_girl~]

My dad was in the National Guard back in the day with some guy named Private Lipshitz.

Lipshitz... thats on Rugrats, you know how the parents always refer to this book by "Dr Lipshitz"...


I don't know any people with funny names.

when I used to work in a bar/restaurant, sometime we'd get phonecalls for people in the pub, and somebody would have to shout out "phone call for mr ..."

one day this guy asked my (then) boyfriend to shout out in the bar that there was a phonecall for "Mike Hunt"...

and he did it.

everyone just stared, then he realised what he said.

 

[~fairy_girl~]

oh, and dont forget "Drew Peacock"

 

[U2NSTLOU]

When I worked in a hosp nursery. A mom named her twin boys Le -monjello and O-rongjello. So on their records its lemon jello and orange jello. I kid you not.

 

[LoveTown]

I worked at a suicide prevention hotline with a woman named Charmin Butts. Funny thing is, Butts was her married name. Now if I had a brand of toilet paper as my first name I sure as heck wouldnt take my man's last name if it was Butts!

 

[bsp77]

Lipshitz... thats on Rugrats, you know how the parents always refer to this book by "Dr Lipshitz"...

My doctor when I was little was Dr. Lipshitz. Very funny when you are an 8 year old kid.

 

[Golightly Grrl]

My kindergarten teacher was named Mrs. Porn.

 

[joyfulgirl]

My sister claims to know a Harry Balls.

 

[pianorocker]

My sister claims to know a Harry Balls.

That reminds me of that SNL skit with Alec Baldwin and the "schweaty balls"

 

[U2democrat]

one day this guy asked my (then) boyfriend to shout out in the bar that there was a phonecall for "Mike Hunt"...

i don't get it......

 

[DrTeeth]

Just say the name Mike Hunt over and over very fast and you'll get it.