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Old 07-13-2005, 09:14 AM   #16
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i get on average 10 a day of this one:

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Old 07-13-2005, 09:23 AM   #17
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I can get you discounts on Cialis, Levitra, and Viagra. Your penis will no longer be below acceptable length and hardness! Only $99.99 per month! Limited time offer!


Awesome!!!!!!
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Old 07-13-2005, 10:42 AM   #18
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Old 07-13-2005, 10:50 AM   #19
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i get

YOU be BIG BIG penis LOVER with PENIS HARDNESS YES!!!YES!!!

and

VIAGRA FOR HARDMANHODDYUM!!LADIES LOVEYOUPOKIEPOKIE!!!HOT!!! HARDPENIS

both to an email adress with the word 'girl' in it
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Old 07-13-2005, 01:51 PM   #20
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I always wait in anticipation for my daily Viagra spam!

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I seriously get this message every day.

EDIT: BUT WHAT THE HELL? That's not what it says on the actual e-mail! That "tuberculosis indwelling coalhole" stuff... I copied it directly, and it changed the text.
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Ha! that's great. I wonder if I could even come up with a drawing for "He translate be nilhilsm"
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Old 07-13-2005, 09:00 PM   #22
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This is a new one!

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Old 07-13-2005, 09:17 PM   #23
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Old 07-14-2005, 08:01 AM   #24
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I get these emails constantly. Friggin Marya!


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Old 07-14-2005, 08:51 AM   #25
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I always wait in anticipation for my daily Viagra spam!



I seriously get this message every day.

EDIT: BUT WHAT THE HELL? That's not what it says on the actual e-mail! That "tuberculosis indwelling coalhole" stuff... I copied it directly, and it changed the text.

I'm getting the same one at least once a day.
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Old 07-21-2005, 03:29 PM   #26
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I alway get this ones...


From: -CuteySara-

Subject: Heythere

Message: HeyThere-WhyNot ComeByAndCheckOutMyWebCam
I'mAlwaysNakedAndForALimitedTimeItsCompletelyFree





They're always "nekid" ...
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:20 AM   #27
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*snort*

This is a new one!

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Do you have the Power? The story you have been waiting for is now published, The Power of Pedals - The Freedom Ride Story. There are no wizards, dragons or castles, just a touching tale of American spirit as demonstarted by a family on bicycles. The Power of Pedals - The Freedom Ride Story will open your heart and rekindle your faith. It is the story of an American family that pedaled bicycles across the country shortly after the events of September 11, 2001. The Yates family from Sacramento, CA pedaled from the Pacific to the Atlantic raising money and awareness for children affected by 9-11. They humbly left California on Columbus Day 2001 and arrived in New York on Veterans' Day, 35 days later, to an unexpected welcome and national publicity. The book is available for $15 at http://www.freedomrideusa.com "And in Chicago, one of their bikes was stolen." -Chicago Sun Times "He now has steel plates in one leg and metal plates with screws in the other." -The Collegian, Fresno State University "You guys are my heroes." -Mark McEwen, CBS Early Show "Scott, have you considered writing a book?" -Johnny Mountain, KABC Los Angeles The Power of Pedals is captivating readers across the country with its unique portrayal of a country in mourning and a family on bicycles. Scott Yates, author, holds a degree in journalism from San Diego State University. http://www.freedomrideusa.com
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:41 AM   #28
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I keep getting e-mails from a Nigerian, wanting my bank account details to deposit $20 million....

Anyway does anybody else notice in the Viagra/ Penis enhancement e-mails...that there are wee parts of stories at the bottom that are a bit garbled?
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:29 AM   #29
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While not a forward, I received an email today at work trying to get me to click on a link that supposedly sells expensive watches (it prices them at $220 in the email).

While this by itself sounds normal, the email came from someone named "Sphincter S. Hysteric".
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Old 07-28-2005, 01:00 PM   #30
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While not a forward, I received an email today at work trying to get me to click on a link that supposedly sells expensive watches (it prices them at $220 in the email).

While this by itself sounds normal, the email came from someone named "Sphincter S. Hysteric".
that should be your alter, mofo.

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