Fun Facts

[Calluna]

Hey, did you guys know that Zoomerang96 likes to dress up as Britney Spears and lip-synch and dance around to her music in his backyard? It's true! He even has a life-size carboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake. I have the videotape to prove it.

 

[cujo]

It's probably a bad thing that I knew that already, right?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

who plays Kevin Federline?

 

[cujo]

Is that a woodwind instrument?

 

[Calluna]

Are you happy now, Zoomerang96? I kept my promise!

 

[AvsGirl41]

Is he going to get pink dice tattooed on his wrist? Because otherwise, he's just a poser.

 

[Kieran McConville]

LMAO!!!

FUCK U2!~~~~

 

[JessicaAnn]

I love it when bear dresses up and dances for me

 

[Calluna]

Zoomerang96, respond to my thread or I will post the videotape here for all to see.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

 

[bonosloveslave]

Postitpostitpostitpostit

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I always thought Zoomerang96 WAS Britney Spears.

 

[Zoomerang96]

i'm most amazed by you, calluna.

thank you though, for creating a new thread about me. i'm not gonna lie, sometimes it feels like noone knows who i am anymore. being a newbie, i feel like i've sort of been lost in the shuffle...but then you're their to rescue me!

 

[Basstrap]

zoomer? I don't even know 'er!

 

[Zoomerang96]

yes, there've been a few people who believed i was of the female variety.

i promise you i am not

anything what any of you may think.

 

[Basstrap]

anything what any of you may think.

this makes no sense

I think what you MEANT to say was, "I have two assholes"

 

[Zoomerang96]

i will after you're done with me, assclasp.

 

[Calluna]

Oh, you are very lucky you responded when you did. I was soooo close to posting that videotape. I guess now I'll just hang on to it for awhile longer so I can continue to bribe you with it.

 

[Zoomerang96]

yes, that video could very well be the end of me.

that, and the video of me screaming like a pycho during the russian japan war of 1905 really could inflect some serious carachter damage.

i like to keep a clean image, guys.

 

[Calluna]

I have that video in my possesion as well.

 

[Zoomerang96]

make me.

make me calluna.

make it.

 

[Calluna]

I DON'T MAKE DEATHBEARS, I JUST TRAIN THEM!

 

[Zoomerang96]

AND I DON'T MAKE THE RULES...

I FOLLOW THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~TOUGH GUY GARRY

 

[Calluna]

Rules are made to be broken, you know that already.

 

[Zoomerang96]

YEAH

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES...

I OBEY THEM.

~TOUGH GUY GLADWYNNE

 

[Calluna]

OBEY THE GIANT

 

[Zoomerang96]

that's horrible. awful.

 

[Calluna]

Yes, it's horrible but in a wonderful, wonderful way.

 

[deep]

i bought my bride on Obay

 

[Zoomerang96]

i have something to say on a few matters.