Fresh Kills, Staten Island Superthread

[major_panic]

So far, we've visited:

- Pop Survivor Round One
- Australia Discotheque style
- EBTTRT
- IAMJ
- TCATT
- POTDB
- EYKIW/Liechtenstein
- AIWIU2
- Australia
- Djibouti
- Te Urethra National Park
- Inaccessible Island
- Lodgepole, Nebraska
- Bangaluru, which was not Bangin'
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
- Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
- Ouagadougou
- Dominican Republic
- Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
- Fernando de Noronha
- Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
- Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
- Bill, Wyoming
- Fenway Park
- Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
- Vrbno pod Pradědem
- Unalaska, Alaska
- Gimme more Sexy Peaks, Idaho
- Fuck those Fucking fuckers, Austria
- Wittenoom, Western Australia
- Hell, Michigan
- Centralia, Pennsylvania
- Anus, France
- Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
- Wetwang, England
- Cunter, Switzerland
- Axver's a huge Bastard Township, Ontario
- Useless Loop, Western Australia
- Afternoon Tea, South Dakota
- Giggleswick, England
- Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
- Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
- You're a Twatt, No You Are, Shetland
- Fingringhoe, Essex
- Blowhard, Victoria
- Lime Free State, South Africa
- Middle Intercourse Island
- Disneyland, Lamethreadlocation, US of Lamerica
- Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
- LemonMacPhisto's failure
- Boring Lava Field, Oregon
- Morón Air Base, Spain
- Comet 3D/Biela (lost in spaaaace)
- Dildo vs vibrator, Newfoundland
- Haiku Valley, Hawaii
- Hole of Horcum, England
- Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
- Hell For Certain, Kentucky
- Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
- Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
- Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
- Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
- Saddam Hussein Is Dead Town, Sri Lanka
- Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
- Humptulips, Washington
- Do You Like My Sugar Tits, South Carolina
- End of Earth, Michigan
- Big Boner Lick State Park, Kentucky
- Kholat Syakhl, Russia
- Adelaide awww yeah, South Australia
- Dumb Thread Idea, Northumberland, UK
- Bumpass, Virginia
- Bogan Gate, NSW, Australia
- Billy Ray Cyrus, Ireland
- Upperthong, West Yorkshire
- Sexbierum, Holland
- Postwhorehouse Meadow
- Not Brilliant, Alabama
- Hooker, Oklahoma
- Knob Lick, Missouri

Today, we arrive in Fresh Kills, in honour of me almost killing myself by slashing a 1cm deep hole in my wrist

Fresh Kills - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[major_panic]

WITH A FAN AND A CARBON FIBRE CANE.

Totally, man. Totally.

 

[major_panic]

Order of scoring:

Axver 202
bono_212 114
mysterious_jen 104
LemonMelon 85
KhanadaRhodes 73
The Sad Punk 68
coolian2 65
gluey 65
major_panic 44
unico 41
liamcool 30
DreamOutLoud13 26
cinnaminson 25
No spoken words 19
Irishteen 14
Varitek 10
*browneyedgirl* 7
hardyharhar 3
RavenBlue 3
bono_man2002 1
Sicy 1

 

[Axver]

Totally, man. Totally.

I'm going to have to keep a close eye on the cane when you're around to make sure you don't disappear with it!

 

[Axver]

And have we made it to Fresh Kills just in time for the thread to die?

 

[major_panic]

I'm going to have to keep a close eye on the cane when you're around to make sure you don't disappear with it!

Yeah. One of my favourite weapons is fairly close, too:

 

[major_panic]

And have we made it to Fresh Kills just in time for the thread to die?

It's a fresh kill...

 

[major_panic]

It's a fresh kill...

OHO see what I did there?

 

[Axver]

Lawlz, U-Wen, lawlz.

 

[Axver]

Yeah. One of my favourite weapons is fairly close, too:

So it is.

I challenge you to a duel!

 

[major_panic]

So it is.

I challenge you to a duel!

I accept!

(it's just a flesh wound)

 

[bono_212]

Oh bois, second place.

what a day ahead of me today.

 

[Axver]

I accept!

(it's just a flesh wound)

I'll win. You have no match for the carbon fibre POWAH.

 

[Axver]

what a day ahead of me today.

That's how I'm feeling about today. At least I get eight hours of sleep first.

Speaking of that, should go soon ...

 

[bono_212]

It's Memorial Day, but I still have to work today ....in less than an hour actually *drinks more kool-aid*

 

[Axver]

Holiday pay at least?

 

[bono_212]

Nope


Apparently the world desperately needs sandwiches today

 

[major_panic]

I'll win. You have no match for the carbon fibre POWAH.

Hahaha!

All right, time to sleep, I think. See you all later!

 

[Axver]

WTF? You guys don't have laws regulating double time pay and stuff for public holidays there? Wow, lame.

 

[Axver]

Hahaha!

All right, time to sleep, I think. See you all later!

You laugh now ... you won't be laughing when you're in Accident & Emergency!

Have a good night!

 

[bono_212]

Oh we have laws....for full time jobs. sadly, i work 30-35 hours a week. Full time is 40, therefore, I don't qualify

 

[bono_212]

Ugh... changing from kool-aid to water...kool aid was making me queasy

 

[Axver]

Ooh, I see, that's annoying.

I should probably go to sleep. An early night for me might be good. Yeah, I consider 1:30am early.

 

[bono_212]

Night Ax. And I guess night thread too, as it's about to go into hibernation

 

[Axver]

Have a good one!

 

[bono_212]

Major_Panic, did you edit the names of some of the thread locations?

 

[Axver]

Major_Panic, did you edit the names of some of the thread locations?

I don't think he changed any; we've been altering them for quite some time.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, he didn't change any. I'll take responsibility for a few, like "Fuck those Fucking fuckers", a Monty Python reference.

 

[Axver]

Gone for good this time.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

wow, 29 posts?

i hate working on holidays

and i don't get holiday pay either my company doesn't consider any holidays a holiday, actually. how that's legal, i don't know.