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Old 03-11-2003, 02:33 AM   #31
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Originally posted by u2popmofo
Henry Rollins is Wak:

Yo, who is that man dissin' at U2's door?
Talkin' mad crap and treating Bono like a whore?
Giving his crap opinion, like anybody cares
Up his anus I like to place and light a couple flares.
He's got a fat neck, and looks like a freak.
He makes crappy songs, and acts like they're sleek.
How dare you talk crap about U to the 2,
Up your ass I'll now place my whole damn shoe.
In that one song, you said you were a Liar,
When I'm done with ya, you'll be a little crier.
Now the tables have turned, and I'm dissing you,
Henry frickin' Rollins you're a pile of poo.

now that is the funniest thing you've ever written


u to the 2?? that's just wrong that's hilarious...too bad it's too big you be your sig!! maybe if you made the font really small??
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Old 03-11-2003, 02:39 AM   #32
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I can tell by the silence you've been illed
tired of being takin down by an MC with superior skill
don't worry cajun you're time will come
when you surpass a mic legend with a sound that will stun
but back up don't be playin
don't mess with the cujo
if you want to be stayin

just kidding man... that was some funny stuff... rhyming Sicy was pretty good.
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Old 03-11-2003, 02:39 AM   #33
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Cujo you kick a tight game
too bad that your whole presence is so lame
I may not be akkadian but compared to you I'm the fn Scorpion King
hang around a bit longer and I may let you kiss my brass ring
Pay attention because you'r ein the presence of a master
Kid Rock may be my father but you you're just a ghetto bastard
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Old 03-11-2003, 02:46 AM   #34
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Strawberry Soda you're my one and only drug,
With out you what would I do? Freak out and bug.
When I pop your cap and pour ya in my mouth,
It's like I'm in heaven, or maybe the dirty dirty south.
So fruity, so sweet,
So cold, so neat.
Words cant describe, so just listen to the beat.
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Old 03-11-2003, 02:48 AM   #35
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ghetto bastard any day
over slack jawed hick
from heartland USA
your rhymes be trippin
using references of schillin
giving props to lame movies
that your dad be billin
you call yourself the master without delay
but your rhymes are weak even passť
so don't bust out here a blazin
trying to rhyme with me in some lame form of hazin
don't quit your day job I'm sure you'd regret
givin up that shanty that you sublet
I'm sorry did that hit home with the devil without a cause
where's your comeback all I hear is your fall
return when your ill but I'll still be the class
hey where's your daddy the American Fat Ass
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Old 03-11-2003, 02:53 AM   #36
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Northside representin'
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Old 03-11-2003, 02:58 AM   #37
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Battle lines are drawn
light before the dawn
who will step up and take the crown
who's the hip hop master with the kick ass sound?

Wow... I do sound like a pompous jackass.
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Ode to my Toaster:

You're my funky fresh Toaster
The appliance with the most-a
You brown my bread in a fantastic way
You brown my bread with no delay
You make the bread so nice and so crisp
The bread's so good it cant be dissed
You're the finest thing that I do own
If you ever broke, I'd wail and moan
I give you mad props, for what you do for bread
If it wasnt weird, I'd let you sleep in my bed
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Old 03-11-2003, 03:00 AM   #39
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Say what you will about the way I am living
I do whatever I wish and for that thanks I am giving
Come a little closer son because your eyes need to be scoped
Slack jawed hick isn't me but it's in your hororscope
I don't need to run my mouth because my clique does it for me
Don't waist my time man *yawn* you're really starting to bore me
I have six convos going, yet I still am cutting you to shreds
I may make lame movies but at least I don't have to wear hand me down keds
Look at you man you're like lil pee wee
running around hiking your leg looking to go wee wee
Mark your territory because soon it'll be all you have left
The cops are coming to charge me for grand theft
I took your pride and you don't even know it
It's ok though because this is my yard junior hurry up and mow it
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mofo... that was the best so far
but we all know the toaster resides in your bed
along with pictures of Paul McGuiness wrapped around your head
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Well damn I have to sleep now. This was a decent battle though Cujo
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Old 03-11-2003, 03:17 AM   #42
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Throwbacks to the eighties is that all you got
hell I think we all know whose dignity's shot
Go ahead and say what you say about my rhymes
but don't you bust out lyrics you can't even spell
check it, you're perspiring and you're startin to smell
I could track you for miles on your fear
tryin to run away from a man with Keds gear
What's my name I proclaim
What's your name said with disdain
You respond facetiously all the same
but it doesn't matter for I have won
upstagin you cajun, again I'm the one
chosen to take you down
oh ya, here's my shoes
you be shinin em please
and don't use polish as cheap as your flow
cause I might then have to call on mofo
that's right cajun you're another victim
burned down to a crisp like a temporary symptom
of a disease that has spread to your head
from areas we won't wish to say
oops there goes your dignity to your dismay
bewildered and enchanted by my old school play
Its ok kid no one expected you to overcome
your lyrics are old and tonight my rhymin's done
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Old 03-11-2003, 03:18 AM   #43
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You Dont Diss Us:

You dont mock, dont diss,
Just gawk, just wish
That your rhymes were stylin
And the honnies were smilin'
Like they are at Mofo
and his homie Cujo
You dont diss those bad boys, cause they're bro's
You dont diss those bad boys, or they'll call you ho's


Shout out to my toaster
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Old 03-11-2003, 03:22 AM   #44
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I'm spent guys good rhymin by cajun
a worthy adversary
and mofo my main man good thread
have a good night and don't bang your head
tryin to top my stylin's
I've been at it longer than Miss Cleo's call'ins.
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Old 03-11-2003, 03:24 AM   #45
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At least I don't edit my rhymes cajun...
just kidding
I'll call it a victory tonight... for the thread.
a draw for us... maybe next time you'll concede defeat
so we can move onto more important things
like you worshippin my feet.
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