Freestlyin', Funky yet Freaky - Page 2

Stories for Boys · 03-10-2003, 09:08 PM

it's funny how the 'burbs make a no name rhyme
ghetto ain't no battle until you're there all the time
why we pretending that we go the beat?
when all of us'd be dead if we stepped out on the street
it's clear yo that freestylin' ain't my thang
i don't know what up with bling bling
i'm gonna stop now cause i know i ain't tight
cause yo, i actually realize that i'm white

hiphop · 03-10-2003, 09:15 PM

like a bliss on the cover of elle mag call low
i�m gonna blow straight rap to my brother cu jo
keep the flow when yo rhymie get yo hit from the bong
so you jammin down the street of interference with a taste

on your tongue, tastey jee - u - n to the k
keep the gun in your pocket when you walkin down the way
for the light of day is way more blissnin than you peeps
all you hustlers all you creeps jump the back of my jeep

we may go cuz its time to watch rhymie�s weed grow
gonna pick you up when its time for the show
whats this - bee gee eighty four
whats this - bee gee eighty four
she gonna rappin it down till you can�t rap no more
she gonna rappin it down till you can�r rap no more

whats that in your nose kid you just watching t.v.
but at the place of cu joes you gonna be free
get your ass on the truck follow the follow me car
take it easy sleazy gonna take you out far

cujo · 03-11-2003, 01:24 AM

dubya double h
to the d
to the b
to the c
mix master hip hop layin on the mic with authority

hangin in cujo and mofo's haunt now
disregard the chumps that rhyme like lil' Bow Bow
Drive low ride low
down the streets
Drive low ride low
in my peep's jeep
homies in the back
shootin down
ready for attack
can't hold back
bonosloveslave whack
below the belt
with the words that stain the forum with slurs
hey wait back up she listens to Fred Durst.

u2popmofo · 03-11-2003, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cujo
dubya double h
to the d
to the b
to the c
mix master hip hop layin on the mic with authority

hangin in cujo and mofo's haunt now
disregard the chumps that rhyme like lil' Bow Bow
Drive low ride low
down the streets
Drive low ride low
in my peep's jeep
homies in the back
shootin down
ready for attack
can't hold back
bonosloveslave whack
below the belt
with the words that stain the forum with slurs
hey wait back up she listens to Fred Durst.

Much props and respect for this. Best thing in this thread so far in my opinion.

BOO YA BIOTCH!!

beegee · 03-11-2003, 01:48 AM

cujo
oh no
see now, there you go
don't be a dissa
to the BLS sista
she got her opinions
like you got all yo' minions
popmofo
iwasbored
not anymore
cloggin' up the random
can't even undastand 'em
sicy shoulda banned 'em
word.

Cajun · 03-11-2003, 01:52 AM

zoom da zoom da zoom da zay
sit back relax and I'll make a yo day
radical concepts that's my choice
freakin to the music while you flow to my voice
but yo let's face it
it's time to get back to the basics
sing a simple song that goes on and on and on
I'm rising to the top just like a King Kong
And guess what?
I got it going on!!!

cujo · 03-11-2003, 01:54 AM

oh you better run lola
messin with the mcs of a higher rola
mixin threads and peoples heads
dissin mics with greater cred

bonosgirl you don't have to worry
his back will be fine in a hurry
so you can go back to PLEBA and drool
because in this thread you sound like a fool

Bring it on PLEBA!!!

u2popmofo · 03-11-2003, 02:04 AM

Miss Cleo Love Song:

You're the most bootilicious honey on the face of the planet,
You've got it goin' on like Jackson to the Janet.
You told me my fortune and that was dope,
In your lovin' and kissin' I do hope.
If you ever pose for Maxim, I'd like to be the photographer,
Compared to you, Ghandi looks like a child pornographer.
Aint got nothin' but love for your sex azz voice,
If I had the cash, I'd buy you a Roll's Royce.
You got's the dopest freakin' psychic network phone line,
I wish, how I wish that you were all mine.

beegee · 03-11-2003, 02:06 AM

oh shit.
now you know i ain't no pleban
can't hear what i'm believin'
yeah this bono's cool
but i ain't the type to drool
and if you're down with hiphop
then i'd suggest you best stop
dissin on his baby
because it makes him crazy

cujo · 03-11-2003, 02:08 AM

bonosgirl... you've got what I need
but you say he just a friend
but you say he just a friend.

cujo · 03-11-2003, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by u2popmofo
Miss Cleo Love Song:

You're the most bootilicious honey on the face of the planet,
You've got it goin' on like Jackson to the Janet.
You told me my fortune and that was dope,
In your lovin' and kissin' I do hope.
If you ever pose for Maxim, I'd like to be the photographer,
Compared to you, Ghandi looks like a child pornographer.
Aint got nothin' but love for your sex azz voice,
If I had the cash, I'd buy you a Roll's Royce.
You got's the dopest freakin' psychic network phone line,
I wish, how I wish that you were all mine.

Who says hip-hop subjugates women... this is the best love song since unchained melody...

Miss Cleo
this is my love cry
why don't you reply
I love you everyday
I phone and even pay
to hear your voice
again and again
tellin me to f*** off
hang up
and dial a friend

cujo · 03-11-2003, 02:14 AM

Texas Trio, Utah mofo
beatin the system
with def precision
thread won't close
no knockout
no decision
Back in tha day
we were fine
to sit back and take crap
from forum leader's staff
but no longer its time for a risin'
hip hop be bop stone cold stylin'

Cajun · 03-11-2003, 02:25 AM

Damn I'm reading all these sad ass rhymes
and they be reminding me of such sad times
Days of when Vanilla and Marky were considered the best of mcs
man I just wanna say jigga please
Who do you all think you are?
With those skills you will be in my garage camping out in my car
You just wish that you were have as fresh as me
But you can't even come close unless you're italian like the queen Sicy
word life

u2popmofo · 03-11-2003, 02:26 AM

Henry Rollins is Wak:

Yo, who is that man dissin' at U2's door?
Talkin' mad crap and treating Bono like a whore?
Giving his crap opinion, like anybody cares
Up his anus I like to place and light a couple flares.
He's got a fat neck, and looks like a freak.
He makes crappy songs, and acts like they're sleek.
How dare you talk crap about U to the 2,
Up your ass I'll now place my whole damn shoe.
In that one song, you said you were a Liar,
When I'm done with ya, you'll be a little crier.
Now the tables have turned, and I'm dissing you,
Henry frickin' Rollins you're a pile of poo.

cujo · 03-11-2003, 02:30 AM

Cajun cajun tryin to be Canadian
hell your not even acadian
losing your words and declarin your a better man
dissin and throwin down just as best you can
but if you ain't got the skills why bother
go on listen to more Kid Rock your headbangin father

word out old school
check out the hook while my dj revolves it

03-10-2003, 09:08 PM	#16
Stories for Boys Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: chicago Posts: 5,876 Local Time: 05:06 AM	it's funny how the 'burbs make a no name rhyme ghetto ain't no battle until you're there all the time why we pretending that we go the beat? when all of us'd be dead if we stepped out on the street it's clear yo that freestylin' ain't my thang i don't know what up with bling bling i'm gonna stop now cause i know i ain't tight cause yo, i actually realize that i'm white __________________

03-10-2003, 09:15 PM	#17
hiphop Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: in the jungle Posts: 7,410 Local Time: 12:06 PM	like a bliss on the cover of elle mag call low i�m gonna blow straight rap to my brother cu jo keep the flow when yo rhymie get yo hit from the bong so you jammin down the street of interference with a taste on your tongue, tastey jee - u - n to the k keep the gun in your pocket when you walkin down the way for the light of day is way more blissnin than you peeps all you hustlers all you creeps jump the back of my jeep we may go cuz its time to watch rhymie�s weed grow gonna pick you up when its time for the show whats this - bee gee eighty four whats this - bee gee eighty four she gonna rappin it down till you can�t rap no more she gonna rappin it down till you can�r rap no more whats that in your nose kid you just watching t.v. but at the place of cu joes you gonna be free get your ass on the truck follow the follow me car take it easy sleazy gonna take you out far __________________

03-11-2003, 02:30 AM	#30
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 04:06 AM	Cajun cajun tryin to be Canadian hell your not even acadian losing your words and declarin your a better man dissin and throwin down just as best you can but if you ain't got the skills why bother go on listen to more Kid Rock your headbangin father word out old school check out the hook while my dj revolves it __________________

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03-11-2003, 01:24 AM	#18
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 04:06 AM	dubya double h to the d to the b to the c mix master hip hop layin on the mic with authority hangin in cujo and mofo's haunt now disregard the chumps that rhyme like lil' Bow Bow Drive low ride low down the streets Drive low ride low in my peep's jeep homies in the back shootin down ready for attack can't hold back bonosloveslave whack below the belt with the words that stain the forum with slurs hey wait back up she listens to Fred Durst.

03-11-2003, 01:48 AM	#20
beegee Neon Zebra Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: southern nevada Posts: 10,596 Local Time: 02:06 AM	cujo oh no see now, there you go don't be a dissa to the BLS sista she got her opinions like you got all yo' minions popmofo iwasbored not anymore cloggin' up the random can't even undastand 'em sicy shoulda banned 'em word.

03-11-2003, 01:52 AM	#21
Cajun Acrobat Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 443 Local Time: 03:06 AM	zoom da zoom da zoom da zay sit back relax and I'll make a yo day radical concepts that's my choice freakin to the music while you flow to my voice but yo let's face it it's time to get back to the basics sing a simple song that goes on and on and on I'm rising to the top just like a King Kong And guess what? I got it going on!!!

03-11-2003, 01:54 AM	#22
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 04:06 AM	oh you better run lola messin with the mcs of a higher rola mixin threads and peoples heads dissin mics with greater cred bonosgirl you don't have to worry his back will be fine in a hurry so you can go back to PLEBA and drool because in this thread you sound like a fool Bring it on PLEBA!!!

03-11-2003, 02:04 AM	#23
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Posts: 37,122 Local Time: 04:06 AM	Miss Cleo Love Song: You're the most bootilicious honey on the face of the planet, You've got it goin' on like Jackson to the Janet. You told me my fortune and that was dope, In your lovin' and kissin' I do hope. If you ever pose for Maxim, I'd like to be the photographer, Compared to you, Ghandi looks like a child pornographer. Aint got nothin' but love for your sex azz voice, If I had the cash, I'd buy you a Roll's Royce. You got's the dopest freakin' psychic network phone line, I wish, how I wish that you were all mine.

03-11-2003, 02:06 AM	#24
beegee Neon Zebra Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: southern nevada Posts: 10,596 Local Time: 02:06 AM	oh shit. now you know i ain't no pleban can't hear what i'm believin' yeah this bono's cool but i ain't the type to drool and if you're down with hiphop then i'd suggest you best stop dissin on his baby because it makes him crazy

03-11-2003, 02:08 AM	#25
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 04:06 AM	bonosgirl... you've got what I need but you say he just a friend but you say he just a friend.

03-11-2003, 02:14 AM	#27
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 04:06 AM	Texas Trio, Utah mofo beatin the system with def precision thread won't close no knockout no decision Back in tha day we were fine to sit back and take crap from forum leader's staff but no longer its time for a risin' hip hop be bop stone cold stylin'

03-11-2003, 02:25 AM	#28
Cajun Acrobat Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 443 Local Time: 03:06 AM	Damn I'm reading all these sad ass rhymes and they be reminding me of such sad times Days of when Vanilla and Marky were considered the best of mcs man I just wanna say jigga please Who do you all think you are? With those skills you will be in my garage camping out in my car You just wish that you were have as fresh as me But you can't even come close unless you're italian like the queen Sicy word life

03-11-2003, 02:26 AM	#29
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Posts: 37,122 Local Time: 04:06 AM	Henry Rollins is Wak: Yo, who is that man dissin' at U2's door? Talkin' mad crap and treating Bono like a whore? Giving his crap opinion, like anybody cares Up his anus I like to place and light a couple flares. He's got a fat neck, and looks like a freak. He makes crappy songs, and acts like they're sleek. How dare you talk crap about U to the 2, Up your ass I'll now place my whole damn shoe. In that one song, you said you were a Liar, When I'm done with ya, you'll be a little crier. Now the tables have turned, and I'm dissing you, Henry frickin' Rollins you're a pile of poo.