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Old 11-27-2006, 06:06 AM   #1
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Frank the Monkey is making a list and checking it twice

Sorry, guys, just hanging out with Frank the Monkey as he dips his quill into my exposed lower bowel occasionally to continue writing his extensive list. Which he will then check twice.

Frank is very much in favour of using bodily fluids such as shit and blood as ink, since they last longer, and also, are more amenible to mindless smearing all over the parchment/tablet/your toilet wall.

Hey, what can I say. Shit happens when you invite Frank teh Monkey into your liffe. Frank tells me that the list is now over 2,000,000 pages long, and will never end, until his vengeance is complete.

Frank is a laugh a minute guys! HE's a riot!!! HAHAHA!
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Old 11-27-2006, 06:39 AM   #2
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Frank doesn´t exist, Kieran.

You´re just imagining it all.

Calluna told me.
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Old 11-27-2006, 08:41 AM   #3
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You sure she wasn't lying to you?
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Old 11-27-2006, 09:07 AM   #4
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don't forget to try eye snot for writing when the blood/poo runs out.
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frank is roadkill.
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are rodd and todd on the list?


yaaaaayyyy!
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Old 11-29-2006, 06:50 PM   #7
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Rodd and Todd ARE the list, guys... or at least, their cured hides are.
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Old 11-29-2006, 07:32 PM   #8
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Keiran, I have to say I like how you keep us all grounded in reality by posting your shockingly honest opinions and don't let us drift too far away dreaming out loud.
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anyone else catch the santa reference with "...making a list and checking it twice"?

anyone?

i thought that was pretty good.

but that's frank the monkey. GOOD. he's always been good, and hates those who are clearly not.
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Old 11-30-2006, 10:19 AM   #10
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I did catch that reference. It was very festive of Kieran to mention the holiday season.
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haha, yes indeed. festive is exactly what i was thinking....
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You wouldn't find his house very festive. It's festooned with ornaments made of dried balls of shit.
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haha

sounds a lot like what my place at the hamptons looks like this time of the year.

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shit balls, guys. shit balls.
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Old 12-01-2006, 03:43 AM   #15
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hey zoomerange, i'll take you to my fake house in the hamptons one of these days

we have two saunas, and a llama named prickly pete. Also christmas ornaments made from dried balls of shit.
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