Frank the Monkey is making a list and checking it twice

[Kieran McConville]

Sorry, guys, just hanging out with Frank the Monkey as he dips his quill into my exposed lower bowel occasionally to continue writing his extensive list. Which he will then check twice.

Frank is very much in favour of using bodily fluids such as shit and blood as ink, since they last longer, and also, are more amenible to mindless smearing all over the parchment/tablet/your toilet wall.

Hey, what can I say. Shit happens when you invite Frank teh Monkey into your liffe. Frank tells me that the list is now over 2,000,000 pages long, and will never end, until his vengeance is complete.

Frank is a laugh a minute guys! HE's a riot!!! HAHAHA!

 

[Evalicious]

Frank doesn´t exist, Kieran.

You´re just imagining it all.

Calluna told me.

 

[Kieran McConville]

You sure she wasn't lying to you?

 

[Numb1075]

don't forget to try eye snot for writing when the blood/poo runs out.

 

[Angela Harlem]

frank is roadkill.

 

[lmjhitman]

are rodd and todd on the list?


yaaaaayyyy!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Rodd and Todd ARE the list, guys... or at least, their cured hides are.

 

[Zoots]

Keiran, I have to say I like how you keep us all grounded in reality by posting your shockingly honest opinions and don't let us drift too far away dreaming out loud.

 

[Zoomerang96]

anyone else catch the santa reference with "...making a list and checking it twice"?

anyone?

i thought that was pretty good.

but that's frank the monkey. GOOD. he's always been good, and hates those who are clearly not.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I did catch that reference. It was very festive of Kieran to mention the holiday season.

 

[Zoomerang96]

haha, yes indeed. festive is exactly what i was thinking....

 

[Calluna]

You wouldn't find his house very festive. It's festooned with ornaments made of dried balls of shit.

 

[Zoomerang96]

haha

sounds a lot like what my place at the hamptons looks like this time of the year.

"... YOU have a place at the hamptons?"

-the ross'

 

[lmjhitman]

shit balls, guys. shit balls.

 

[Kieran McConville]

hey zoomerange, i'll take you to my fake house in the hamptons one of these days

we have two saunas, and a llama named prickly pete. Also christmas ornaments made from dried balls of shit.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Hey guys, I was decorating my Christmas tree last night with sweet meats and shit balls last night.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

someone took a shit at the urinal in the boy's room at school a few weeks back...thats how it all started anyway.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I didn't think you used the men's room Mrs. Garrison.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

 

[Kieran McConville]

Oh, the other thing I forgot to mention about Frank the Monkey... he's the fucking antichrist.

Oh well, better get back to work, Frank's got me building a special Xmas tree out of bones and shit, not to mention hair.

It's time to welcome in the festive season, guys, it's hot down here, it's always night but always hot as well.

 

[Calluna]

Germs spread faster in the heat.

I'm glad you guys took my shit-balls and ran with them. It does me proud.

 

[Numb1075]

is it true that Frank the Monkey got a job at Banco Popular as the assistant deputy vice president CEO of the mail room?

 

[Zoomerang96]

doesn't sound like something frank would be involved with...

which is EXACTLY why frank IS more than likely, involved.

 

[Numb1075]

Gotcha. I thought I saw him attacking people at random w/ a stapler.