Fortune Nookie

[Pinball Wizard]

Come here and read your fortune.

For the Birthday Boy, u2popmofo:

You will experience great victory and achievement with a long time friend.


... in bed.

Who's Next?

 

[u2popmofo]

What a fortunate fortune!!!


....or something.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Chizip:

You will find a new location for your thriving petting zoo.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

ILuvLarryMullen:

Your feelings for edible body paint will grow stronger.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

IWasBored:

You will create new and curious records.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

ARW9797:

This month you will have an intimate conversation with Barry Manilow, Jesse Ventura, and the can you hear me now guy.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

BonersGirl84:

Your fortunes will change as you find that what you're looking for has been right beside you this whole time.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Sicy:

You will learn to appreciate the realm of the dog world.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Basstrap:

You will re-discover the importance of the rod.

... in bed.



Come on guy, get with it. ... in bed.

 

[Chizip]

dog world

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Yertle The Turtle/Terrible Terrapin/Tortoishead/The Thrilla from Asiatica:

Things are on the up and up. Your skills have improved. Don't go limp on us now.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

MissVelvetDress:

Your current salary will be upgraded, when your "superiors" discover all the random acts of kindness you have performed.

... in bed.

:ho my:

 

[u2popmofo]

Cujo, you will originate a whole new meaning for the term 'Holy Cow'

.....in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

HeadacheInASuitcase:

After being showcased so prominently in an upstanding member's sig, you will be courted by many of an ambiguous gender.

... in bed.

:hot:

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Zonelistener:

After an unceremonius beginning to the fantasy football season, you will become irritable and sore from sucking so much.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Deathbear:

After a rough start adjusting to your new surroundings, you will eventually warm up to the Polish.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Avsgirl:

After testing out various floor swatches, you discover that a rough shag is the way to go.

... in bed.

 

[u2popmofo]

HeartlandGirl, you will publically prove you are a true fan of the Oklahoma University Football Program.

.......in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Elvis Presley:

Your job as commissioner will be put in jeopardy, as a roster scandal reveals that you have been using too many men.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Bonosloveslave, Sweetest Thing, Anitram, et al Bio Majors:

You will all study and ace cujo's thorough biological examination.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Boomcha/ Bush Twins:

You will be arrested at a kegger for indecent exposure and improper use of a mascot.


... in bed.

 

[u2popmofo]

As exceptional employees, Schmeg and Kariann will continue to advertise and plug the Gap.


.....in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

HeadsOnSticks:

You will soon discover that the numbers are in your favor, as 2+2 always satisfies.

... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Icelle:

After a long night of partying and consumption, you wake up at Denny's only to discover that Roy the short-order cook is serving you breakfast.

... in bed.

 

[u2popmofo]

Kieran McConnville:

You will be caught 'doing the Ronald'.

.....in bed.

 

[u2popmofo]

LarryMullen's_POPAngel:

You will perform a scientific experiment to test the old slogan 'Snickers Satisfies You'.

....in bed.


PS - Test results will be inconclusive.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Bonochick:

Merely one hour into the "bet", you fold.

... in bed.

And 2:1 odds to boot.

 

[meegannie]

I just wasted 30 seconds of my life reading this thread.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

in bed?

 

[meegannie]

Yes. My laptop has a long cord.