Fortune Nookie

[beegee]

BonersGirl84:

Your fortunes will change as you find that what you're looking for has been right beside you this whole time.

... in bed.

wow.

my fortune is actually one of the least offensive in the whole bunch.

thanks, cujo!

 

[Bonochick]

Bonochick:

Merely one hour into the "bet", you fold.

... in bed.

My folding in bed skills are unmatched.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

I just wasted 30 seconds of my life reading this thread.

Our programming could not go on without the continual support of viewers like you.











... in bed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

My folding in bed skills are unmatched.

are you suggesting these should make any sense?

with such fantasies flowing around in your mind, no wonder you lost the bet first.




... in bed.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i gots me a full fledge boy toy.

MissVelvetDress:

Your current salary will be upgraded, when your "superiors" discover all the random acts of kindness you have performed.

... in bed.

:ho my:

SLAM DUNK FOR ME!!!!!!!!!

 

[Salome]

Our programming could not go on without the continual support of viewers like you.

 

[IWasBored]

i don't like the look on that smiley's face

...in or out of bed.

 

[cell]

Icelle:

After a long night of partying and consumption, you wake up at Denny's only to discover that Roy the short-order cook is serving you breakfast.

... in bed.

 

[AvsGirl41]

Avsgirl:

After testing out various floor swatches, you discover that a rough shag is the way to go.

... in bed.

Is it ever!

I wonder who will help me lay some carpet?

 

[Bonochick]

If one loses a bet in bed, chances are that one isn't losing out that much.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I like how mine is whorish even without the in bed part

 

[Schmeg]

As exceptional employees, Schmeg and Kariann will continue to advertise and plug the Gap.


.....in bed.

We're exceptional employees all right, plugging that Gap in the field AND online!

 

[arw]

ARW9797:

This month you will have an intimate conversation with Barry Manilow, Jesse Ventura, and the can you hear me now guy.

... in bed.

I miss you Cujo. We don't talk anymore

 

[IWasBored]

arw, you need to get yourself onto AIM more often.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Boomcha/ Bush Twins:

You will be arrested at a kegger for indecent exposure and improper use of a mascot.


... in bed.

I've been told I'm a better looking Jenna....

 

[Basstrap]

Basstrap:

You will re-discover the importance of the rod.

... in bed.



Come on guy, get with it. ... in bed.

I'm not sure I ever lost the importance of the rod, in whichever situation I'm presented with!!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

this thread is quality.
I'll admit it.

 

[ABEL]

pfft.

where's my fortune?

 

[arw]

arw, you need to get yourself onto AIM more often.

I'm afraid to do that now that I'm a working girl. Peer pressure will keep me up past my bedtime

 

[Kariann]

We're exceptional employees all right, plugging that Gap in the field AND online!

Exceptional indeed.

 

[IWasBored]

I'm afraid to do that now that I'm a working girl. Peer pressure will keep me up past my bedtime

don't worry, we'll let you go to sleep at around 3 am

 

[arw]

don't worry, we'll let you go to sleep at around 3 am

I wish I could stay up that late with you guys.

damn working!