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Old 08-28-2001, 05:12 PM   #1
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Ok, honestly, you could stick any state into this joke and it would be funny (New Hampshire definately ), but this is the joke as it was sent to me...and so I thought I'd post it....

I hope you don't take offense to it!

A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when
> > one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
> > breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
> >
> > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
> > He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead!
> > What can I do?"
> >
> > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take
> > it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
> >
> > There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
> >
> > The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says,
> >
> > "OK, now what?"

All is quiet on New Year's Day
Think I'll try and impress my mates
So I jumped into the lake
I won't do that again
Here we go again - A

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Old 08-28-2001, 05:32 PM   #2
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Couldnt you at least clean up your fwd?

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Old 08-29-2001, 12:22 AM   #3
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Please tell the other members of your little chain e-mail "funny jokes" club that hunting is illegal in Alabama.

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Old 08-29-2001, 12:47 AM   #4
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Originally posted by U2Bama:
Please tell the other members of your little chain e-mail "funny jokes" club that hunting is illegal in Alabama.

That's why it's illegal in Alabama.

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