popkidu2
War Child
Ok, honestly, you could stick any state into this joke and it would be funny (New Hampshire definately
), but this is the joke as it was sent to me...and so I thought I'd post it....
I hope you don't take offense to it!
A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when
> > one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
> > breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
> >
> > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
> > He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead!
> > What can I do?"
> >
> > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take
> > it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
> >
> > There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
> >
> > The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says,
> >
> > "OK, now what?"
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All is quiet on New Year's Day
Think I'll try and impress my mates
So I jumped into the lake
I won't do that again
Here we go again - A
IM me at popkidu2
I hope you don't take offense to it!
A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when
> > one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
> > breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
> >
> > The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
> > He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead!
> > What can I do?"
> >
> > The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take
> > it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
> >
> > There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
> >
> > The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says,
> >
> > "OK, now what?"
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All is quiet on New Year's Day
Think I'll try and impress my mates
So I jumped into the lake
I won't do that again
Here we go again - A
IM me at popkidu2