For all the Seinfeld fans...

[AvsGirl41]

Your collection is not complete without one of these:

Art Vandalay

 

[dandy]

[phone rings]

KRAMER: Yallo. What delay industries?

ELAINE: no no , ..

GEORGE: [from bathroom] VANDELAY, SAY VANDELAY!

KRAMER: Na, you're way way way off.. Well, yeah that's the right number but this is an apartment

GEORGE: [from bathroom] VANDELAY, SAY VANDEL... [George falls] ... Vandelay Industries ...

KRAMER: no problem, ... no problem. [Hangs up] ... How did YOU know who that
was?

[Jerry enters - sees George on the floor with his pants around his knees]

JERRY: And you want to be my latex salesman.

 

[elevation2u]

kramer

 

[Bonochick]

I want one!!!!!!

 

[Lila64]

I was told by an old friend that 'Kramer' actually attended the high school out where I live. 30+ years ago, but hey...

 

[impy13]

You like gum? I know a gum guy!


That quote is probably off. I'm just too lazy to get my DVDs out of the other room.

 

[BlackElectric]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood.

 

[2Hearts]

Kramer: Do you have a fax machine?
Elaine: No
Kramer: Are you sure you don't have one? I've got all kinds of things in my apartment that I didn't know I had.
Elaine: Well, then maybe you have a fax machine.
Kramer: You just blew my mind.

 

[elevation2u]

kramer

 

[unosdostres14]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

NEXT!

 

[elevation2u]

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

 

[DeadMansParty]

MOOPS!

 

[Lancemc]

Kramer: Do you have any idea how much time I waste in your apartment!?

Jerry: I could ballpark it.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

That shirt rules.

 

[corianderstem]

Wait! I know! DELORES!!!!

 

[DeadMansParty]

Mulva?

 

[I'm Ready]

 
"So, essentially, you chose soup over a woman?"
"It was a bisque."
"Yeah. You know what I just realized? Suddenly, George has become much more normal than you."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Soup Nazi"

 

[Se7en]

pennypacker!

 

[BlackElectric]

Jerry-who's that?
Elaine-vegetable lasanga.
Jerry-who?
Elaine-VEGETABLE LASANGA!