fool me once - shame on you

[Basstrap]

but if you fool me twice than doesn't that mean I'm just a fucking idiot?

 

[whackjester]

No, fool me twice is shame on me. It's three times that you are an idiot, unless you'd like to call yourself one prematurely.

 

[Bonochick]

Bassy!!!!!!!!

Like my sig??

 

[Basstrap]

listen, whackjester
I guess you're the wiseguy?
well you know what they say about wiseguys?

I can tell you they don't say many good things about them
I can also tell you that they have a shorter life-span

 

[Bonochick]

You need to shut up and give me a hug!

Just...hug your monitor and pretend it's a girl. Yeah, give her a nice kiss...slip her some tongue...there ya go.

Wow, Saturday night came early for you!

 

[Basstrap]

Bassy!!!!!!!!

Like my sig??

your signature is very flattering.
you know what I always say...put your best side forward

 

[Basstrap]

You need to shut up and give me a hug!

Just...hug your monitor and pretend it's a girl. Yeah, give her a nice kiss...slip her some tongue...there ya go.

Wow, Saturday night came early for you!

in that case everyday is a saturday night for me.

 

[Bonochick]

Oh, how I miss you when you're not around.

When going through old threads to make the B&C index, I came across some choice moments of yours.

 

[Bonochick]

Two of my favorites:

http://forum.interference.com/t97969.html

http://forum.interference.com/t98149.html

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

your signiture is very becomming... of course, if i was on you, i'd becomming too.








sorry i just had an urge to say that

 

[Bonochick]

OMG!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

that's my favorite pickup line


well... except for maybe the ole "hey do you wanna dance?" (girl says no) "oh i'm sorry you misheard me... i said you look fat in those pants."

but i don't think that's technicaly a pick up line, so yea... i'll go with the becomming one.

maybe this is why i'm single

 

[~BrightestStar~]

When I first read the title I thought it said "feel me once..."

 

[Bonochick]

that's my favorite pickup line


well... except for maybe the ole "hey do you wanna dance?" (girl says no) "oh i'm sorry you misheard me... i said you look fat in those pants."

OMG...

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

The best line ever used on me was a guy licking his fingertip, wiping it on my shoulder, and saying, "Let's get you out of those wet clothes." I had never heard that one before...plus, it was hilarious.

I prefer using, "Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them!"

 

[Basstrap]

if a girl ever says no to me they promptly meet the back of my hand

 

[nbcrusader]

and then you drag her home by her hair???

 

[Evalicious]

i bet all the ladies just love basstrap!

 

[zoney!]

I am not even a lady, but I still love him (Basstrap) like a lady.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Ohhh how I'd love to be dragged around by my hair. When can I meet you Basstrap????

 

[Evalicious]

You can meet him tonight in Canada

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

reading those threads i wonder how i never figured zoorock girl was deathy

 

[Zoomerang96]

reading those threads i wonder how i never figured zoorock girl was deathy

hey come on now. i thought i was pretty good at being someone else.

i used caps for one!

 

[lmjhitman]

Girls who are boys

Who like boys to be girls

Who do boys like they're girls

Who do girls like they're boys

Always should be someone you really love