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Old 06-30-2006, 08:35 PM   #196
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and sorry again Thora.
No worries!

Keep the jokes coming people!!
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Old 07-01-2006, 12:02 AM   #197
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Congrats Thora for the win, only sorry the cert doesn't work in Canada. That's a bummer. I love reading the jokes here, they make me laugh! Keep them coming, gang!

And a great big thanks to Carlos for his generous contributions of the iTunes certs too.
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Old 07-04-2006, 06:40 PM   #198
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Okay, maybe I'll make this contest run a few more days since there aren't very many new entries. Post jokes! Win iTunes!!
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Old 07-05-2006, 05:35 PM   #199
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Everyone must be on vacation or out enjoying the summer weather! We need more jokes!
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Old 07-06-2006, 02:45 AM   #200
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A Scottish Wedding....

"Ach, it's all going grand," says Gavin.
"I've got everything organized already:
the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...

Angus nods approvingly.

"Ah've even bought a kilt ta be married in!" continues Gavin.

"A kilt?" exclaims Angus, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that!"
"And what's the tartan?"
Angus then enquires.

"Och," says Gavin, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
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Old 07-06-2006, 07:37 PM   #201
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How do you catch a squirrel?






You climb a tree and act like a nut.


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Old 07-06-2006, 08:00 PM   #203
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I bet one of your kids told you that one, RR. Cute!
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Old 07-10-2006, 12:27 PM   #204
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Sooo, since this thread has pretty much died, I've decided to choose the lucky winner...





























bonocomet!!



Thanks everyone for participating!
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what? Really?!
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Yes, really! Congrats!
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:51 PM   #207
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Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And thanks everyone for all the funny jokes
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Old 07-11-2006, 06:12 PM   #208
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i have a re-entry. it might have been posted here already but im not reading through it


two fish are swimming down the stream
one fish runs into a log and says "damn".

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Old 07-15-2006, 03:36 PM   #209
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I know this competitions over but it has to be said

What is the difference between Princess Daina and Tiger Woods?

Tiger has a better driver

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What did princess diana where on the day of her funeral?

A Bonnet
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