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Old 06-15-2006, 03:15 AM   #181
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Ahhh...excellent...

Thora, I love that one, just forwarded it on to everyone i know (including the blondes)

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Old 06-15-2006, 12:38 PM   #182
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I will be judging this weekend and the winner will be announced sometime on Sunday....

~seriously~

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Old 06-18-2006, 02:13 PM   #183
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Remember....

I am juding today...if there are any last minute entries...now is the time


Good luck to all
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Old 06-20-2006, 12:57 AM   #184
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And the 2nd winner is....

Drum roll please....















































































ThoraSEB





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Old 06-20-2006, 12:21 PM   #185
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Sorry, no more iTunes I used them all....






























































Just kidding!

Thora....expect the Tunes on your PM mail box later today....

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Old 06-20-2006, 12:42 PM   #186
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Wow - didn't expect to win, there were so many great jokes! Thanks so much!
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Old 06-20-2006, 12:56 PM   #187
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congrats Thora!!!!
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:09 PM   #188
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Congrats to fah and ThoraSEB for their awesome joketelling skillz!


One more before I leave...

How do you get holy water?


You boil the hell out of it.




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Old 06-22-2006, 05:04 PM   #189
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Congrats to fah and ThoraSEB for their awesome joketelling skillz!


One more before I leave...

How do you get holy water?


You boil the hell out of it.




I love it!!!!!

Congratulations to the winners!
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Old 06-30-2006, 02:46 PM   #190
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All right, bring on round 3! The iTunes certificate only works for someone from the States. Since I live in Canada, it doesn't work for me, so I'm giving the certificate away.

Sooooo... if you're from the States, here's your chance! Submit your best jokes! I'll pick a winner on Tuesday. Aaaand - go!
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Old 06-30-2006, 02:49 PM   #191
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Awwwww that's too bad about your certificate!!! Maybe you could email them and ask if you can still use it??

Anyways.... here's one of my faves...



Why couldn't the little kids go see the pirate movie?







Because it was rated ARrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!



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Old 06-30-2006, 03:11 PM   #192
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Awwwww that's too bad about your certificate!!! Maybe you could email them and ask if you can still use it??
I didn't think about asking that, but it's fine. I'm happy to give someone else a chance to enjoy the free music!
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Old 06-30-2006, 05:31 PM   #193
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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.
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Old 06-30-2006, 05:40 PM   #194
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And here's another one of my favorite blonde jokes:

A blonde goes to see her gynecologist for her annual checkup. Her doctor gives her all the standard tests and examines her.

"Congratulations, you're pregnant!" the blonde's doctor tells her at the end of her office visit.

Unhappy, the blonde bursts into tears.

"Is it mine?" she asks her doctor.


Thank you, I'll be here all week! Enjoy the veal!
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I didn't think about asking that, but it's fine. I'm happy to give someone else a chance to enjoy the free music!





and sorry again Thora.
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