Fingringhoe, Essex Superthread

[coolian2]

Damn it, the thread dies when i get in.

 

[the tourist]

You're cursed.

 

[LemonMelon]

"Guitar for infants".

I think may have been one of the most solid yet!

Why not give my thread some extra life by saying that in there?

 

[LemonMelon]

WTF LM.

Hey, it made a lot of people happy. If you consider PLEBAns people. Not everyone in this section of the forum does.

 

[Axver]

Hey, it made a lot of people happy. If you consider PLEBAns people. Not everyone in this section of the forum does.

Nobody on this thread is a person though.

Obviously Ali, Jen, et al. don't count as people. Ian's an Aucklander so he doesn't count. I'm just a setlist database. Etc.

 

[Axver]

By the way, LM ...

"Ooh I'm making people happy! I'm the magical fairy from happyland who lives in a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaane!" *door slam* "... by the way, I was being sarcastic."

"Well duh."

 

[LemonMelon]

Nobody on this thread is a person though.

Obviously Ali, Jen, et al. don't count as people. Ian's an Aucklander so he doesn't count. I'm just a setlist database. Etc.

Am I a person?



(nice Simpsons reference, BTW)

 

[Axver]

Am I a person?

Look at your screen name. Of course you aren't, you bizarre fruit hybrid.

(nice Simpsons reference, BTW)

Thought you'd appreciate it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Look at your screen name. Of course you aren't, you bizarre fruit hybrid.

The word "Pleban". You hear it for the first time 10 years ago, never having visited this forum before. What picture springs to mind?

 

[Axver]

The word "Pleban". You hear it for the first time 10 years ago, never having visited this forum before. What picture springs to mind?

A formless foreign entity that is quite bizarre.

 

[LemonMelon]

A formless foreign entity that is quite bizarre.

Good answer.


I picture a Rorschach inkblot test. Heh.

 

[The Sad Punk]

The word "Pleban". You hear it for the first time 10 years ago, never having visited this forum before. What picture springs to mind?

A derogatory term for a middle class Phoenician.

 

[Axver]

I picture a Rorschach inkblot test. Heh.

 

[Axver]

A derogatory term for a middle class Phoenician.

WIN.

 

[LemonMelon]

A derogatory term for a middle class Phoenician.

Excellent. But do you know what else is excellent?

Mia making birthday threads while completely loaded.

 

[WildHoney]

Fingringhoe, Essex



will you be pooping in on your way to your next destination??

 

[The Sad Punk]

Excellent. But do you know what else is excellent?

Mia making birthday threads while completely loaded.

I was smirking at the beginning, but by the time I got to :koss: I had bursted out in laughter.

Drunk posting gets a bad rep from a lot of people, but sometimes it's incredibly funny.

 

[LemonMelon]

I was smirking at the beginning, but by the time I got to :koss: I had bursted out in laughter.

Drunk posting gets a bad rep from a lot of people, but sometimes it's incredibly funny.

Personally, my favorite part of the thread is the icon next to the title. It fits all too well.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Personally, my favorite part of the thread is the icon next to the title. It fits all too well.

I didn't even notice that at first! It adds a whole new level of Mia mania.

Is she still up, or do you think her head's parked down on one side of the keyboard, possibly with a mess beneath it?

 

[LemonMelon]

I didn't even notice that at first! It adds a whole new level of Mia mania.

Is she still up, or do you think her head's parked down on one side of the keyboard, possibly with a mess beneath it?

Nah, she won the bet. Stayed up 35 minutes instead of 25. Probably wants a trophy or something now.


This is all I can afford at the moment:

 

[The Sad Punk]

Make sure the trophy is full of gin and tonic when you give it to her so we can go through this again.

 

[LemonMelon]

Will do :winkysex:






(incorrectly-spelled smiley codes are tonight's fad, right?)

 

[coolian2]

OH MY GOD CLASSIC SIMPSONS

"Can't....stop....doing....the....monkey"

 

[LemonMelon]

OH MY GOD CLASSIC SIMPSONS

"Can't....stop....doing....the....monkey"

First prize...first prize...


"What are you doing, Lis?"

"Screwing with your mind."

 

[coolian2]

At home, Homer announces he is leaving

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing.
[camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything] Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: Aah! [Runs off]

 

[LemonMelon]

That'll teach him to smash my tomater.

 

[coolian2]

"To overcome the spiders curse, simply quote a bible verse....ahhhh...thou shalt..."
*knocks out spider with a rock*

 

[coolian2]

That'll teach him to smash my tomater.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Kennedy: I would like to take this opportunity to announce my fondness for, ah, Duff Beer.
Nixon: I'd also like to express, er, my fondness for that particular beer.
Homer: The man never drank a Duff in his life!

 

[LemonMelon]

Lisa: I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.
Clerk: OK. Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.
Lisa: How can a hamster write mysteries?
Clerk: Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.
Lisa: Aw, C'mon.
Clerk: Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?