OK, a couple of comments concerning this link. Keep in mind that I am a indeed a Christian but just have a sense of humor.
1. "Students may work in town until 10:25 pm on weekdays and midnight on weekends."
OK, what the fuck? 25 after 10? Are they insane? At least make it something memorable like 10:30 or 11.
2. "It is with this in mind that we chaperon campus activities where men and women students are present and require a chaperon when students date or interact in a mixed group off campus."
You chaperon COLLEGE KIDS? Dear God.
3. "Freshmen and sophomores may not use their vehicles to go to and from work."
Then what are you supposed to use? Self-esteem?
Don't even get me started on the clothing link. That's just a bummer all-around.