Favourite Simpsons quotes.

[Halifax]

Homer (to Bart): "Would you like to be called Homer Jr? The kids can call you Hoju!"

 

[elevation2u]

i dont know the exact words...
something like...

"it's a movie where the bus SPEEDS throug the city and if the SPEED would drop below 50mph it would explode i think it was called "the bus that couldnt slow down"

 

[Jack In The Box]

wrong forum

 

[boystupidboy]

"ummmmmmmm doughnuts"

 

[bono_man2002]

Message for the mods:

I'm Ready
Ready for the moving thread
I'm Ready
So we can get post in there
I'm ready for the move, ready for the dive
Ready to say this thread will be alive
I'm Ready
For The Move
You can move it tonight, Just move it please...
We've got a forum for this
So Move it to Zoo Station Please

Zoo Stashooon
Zoo Stashooon


Just having a bit of fun ofcourse.

 

[lmjhitman]

and before this thread gets moved/closed, check out this one in Zoo Station. it's chock-full of simpsons goodness:

http://forum.interference.com/t122551.html

 

[Bonochick]

and before this thread gets moved/closed, check out this one in Zoo Station. it's chock-full of simpsons goodness:

http://forum.interference.com/t122551.html

Feel free to breathe new life into that thread, folks. I'm gonna go ahead and close this one.

 

[DeadMansParty]

" it tastes like burning"

 

[Dalton]

"Look Lisa! We're gonna be in a pie!"

 

[Edgette]

"Ahhh! Cobras!! Ugghhhh"

"He has night terrors."

 

[Edgette]

"Nobody loves oily Homer."

 

[miss becky]

"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of man's problems."

"Uh-oh. Gotta take a whiz. Think, man, think."

"Ooh, damn you Americans with your due process and your trials. This is always so much easier in Mexico."

"Tram-ampoline! Tra-bopaline!"

"Working is for chumps."
"Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age before I figured that out."

 

[starsgoblue]

" it tastes like burning"

That's my favorite!

 

[Aardvark747]

"DENTAL PLAN / LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN / LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN / LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN / LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN / LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN / LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN / LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN / LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN / LISA NEEDS BRACES"

 

[miss becky]

"You turned my boy into a box, damn you! A box!"

"Stupid bug! You go squish now!" (I actually use this one)

 

[sulawesigirl4]

"Hot stuff comin' through"

 

[Anthony]

'It was meant to be a thing of beauty, not this abomination!'

Mr. Burns, after creating Homer in a Halloween Special.

Ant.

 

[learn2kneel]

"Hot stuff comin' through"

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming"

 

[dsmith2904]

"I'm pedalling backward."

"Your epidermis is showing."

"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." (My college newspaper editor actually put that quote on the paper's front page, crediting Jebidah Springfield and everything. Sadly, very few people got the joke.)

"We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."

 

[Aardvark747]

"I happen to be his father"

"....(angrily) his FATHER??"

"That's right, and who might you be?"

 

[Aardvark747]

..at the baseball/football match...

"FFFLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEEEERS"!

 

[Aardvark747]

Homer -

"English? Who needs that, i'm never going to England"

 

[Aardvark747]

The Plant Strike ep, with McBain at the start of it, breaking out of the ice statue....

"Ice to see you"....

(sorry - just his voice!!)

 

[Aardvark747]

McBain again....

"My eyes - the goggles do nothing!!"

I think Mcbain is rapidly becoming my fave. fringe character!

 

[lmjhitman]

homer: hello, my name is mr. burns. i believe you have a letter for me.
post office employee: certainly mr. burns, what is your first name?
homer: i...don't...know....

 

[learn2kneel]

(Homer to Mr. Burns)
"Here are your messages. You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

 

[OnFire]

"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." (My college newspaper editor actually put that quote on the paper's front page, crediting Jebidah Springfield and everything. Sadly, very few people got the joke.)

I wonder why so few people got it, it's a perfectly promulent saying.

"You should never drink to get drunk (belch), you should only drink to enhance your social skills."

"Oh boy, when it comes to sleep, I'm a Viking!"

"You don't look a day over 10 kid but that's alright, your out of state unlaminated license is good enough for me."

 

[daygloeyes2]

"That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. WOW A BLUE CAR!!"

 

[Edgette]

"Oh my God! This man is my exact double! *gasp* That dog has a puffy tail!!! Here Puff! *giggle* Here Puff!!" - Homer

 

[Edgette]

"Hey fun boys! Get a room!"