Troy McClure: (On TV, pressing orange to face) Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
Homer: (At home, pressing orange to face) Huh? You mean there’s a better way?
Troy: But that’s all changed. Thanks to the Juice Loosener. Let’s meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
Dr. Nick: Thanks Troy. Hi everybody!
Crowd: Hi Dr. Nick!
Dr. Nick: Troy, would you like a glass of orange juice?
Troy: I sure would. But won’t we have to pay those outrageous grocery store prices for something the farmer probably spit in?
Dr. Nick: Not anymore! All thanks to the new Juice Loosener.
(Dr. Nick pours a bag of oranges into the loosener and starts it, making a lot of noise)
Troy: Dr, are you sure its on? I can’t hear a thing.
Dr Nick: (screaming) It’s whisper quiet!
(Machine stops and one drop of orange juice goes into the glass)
Troy: You got all that from one bag of oranges?
Dr. Nick: That’s right. Order now, and you’ll also get sun-n-run. The suntan lotion that’s also a laxative.