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Old 07-04-2005, 10:35 PM   #106
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every single line in this show is quotable and thats one of the reasons it's so great
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Old 07-05-2005, 12:35 AM   #107
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I think this one's already been posted, but anyway...

Homer - Hello, my name is Mr. Burns and I believe you have a letter for me.
Letter guy - Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer - ....I don't know.
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:21 AM   #108
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Lisa: I guess u could say that i want to bring out the 'Milhouse' in Nelson.

Milhouse: But im all Milhouse! Plus my mom says i am the handsomest guy in school.
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Old 07-05-2005, 02:34 AM   #109
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Lisa: I guess u could say that i want to bring out the 'Milhouse' in Nelson.

Milhouse: But im all Milhouse! Plus my mom says i am the handsomest guy in school.
Oh god, when Milhouse is walking his little dog at the end of that episode!

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yeah, when they freeze the pic whilst milhouse jumps in the air.
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Old 07-05-2005, 07:19 AM   #111
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First they called me Kid Gorgeous, then Kid Presentable, then Kid Grotesque, and finally.... Kid Moe!
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We do need more Lionel Hutz comments on here I think. This one I think is the best:
"I've argued in front of every judge in this state - often as a lawyer."
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:52 AM   #113
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"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man."

well... its a perfectly cromulent word
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:22 PM   #114
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We do need more Lionel Hutz comments on here I think. This one I think is the best:
"I've argued in front of every judge in this state - often as a lawyer."
Amen

Skinner - "Do you know of anywhere I can get some fresh orange juice?"
Lionel - "I'll sell you this one! It's almost half full!"
Skinner - "Well why don't I just shoot myself (not sure on that line )
Lionel - "He'll be back."

I know there is more, but I'll have to think of some more.

Milhouse - "But my Mum says I'm cool."

Burns - "It seems my monkey has evolved into a man. (Homer smiles) A poor man."
Homer - "Ohh, why did he have to add that extra bit?"
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:25 PM   #115
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Homer - 'Bart, I don't wanna alarm you but we think there could be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house'

later on..

Marge - 'What happened here?'
Homer - 'OH, NOTHING. Just a little Bogeyman related incident'



I find that entire scene, and everything in between so funny.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:33 PM   #116
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Homer - 'Bart, I don't wanna alarm you but we think there could be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house'
I love that one so much. Here's my one for tonight:
[After watching a Sex Education film]
Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
Krabappel: I'm sorry but that would be playing God.
Bart: God shmod! I want my monkey-man!
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:56 PM   #117
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Lisa: If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone!

Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost.

Lisa: I think it's sad that you equate friendliness with wimpiness, and I hope it'll keep you from ever achieving true popularity.

Bart: Well, you know what I think? I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich. [shows comics of Casper and Richie Rich]

Lisa: Hey, they do look alike!

Bart: Wonder how Richie died.

Lisa: Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money really is and took his own life.

Marge: Kids, could you lighten up a little?
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Old 07-06-2005, 03:42 PM   #118
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Lemonfix has an amazing avamatar.

I haven't watched any Homestars in so long. I used to be so up to date on my Strong Bad Emails.

Anyway, this is one of my favorite Troy McClure quotes...

"Selma, Jub-Jub is faaaaaaantastic. He's everywhere you wanna be!"
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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Ralph: What's for lunch tommorrow? Chicken Necks?
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