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Old 06-18-2005, 11:40 PM   #76
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Are we alone on this planet? Yes. And by yes, i mean no.

(that speech by Lenard Nimoy at the beginning of 'The Springfield Files' is absolutely hilarious)
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
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Are we alone on this planet? Yes. And by yes, i mean no.

(that speech by Lenard Nimoy at the beginning of 'The Springfield Files' is absolutely hilarious)
Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
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Old 06-20-2005, 01:33 AM   #82
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Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
yeah that's the one! I sorta mxed it up. But that particular episode is just great.
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Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did
their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be
nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap!
Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
[shocked gasps]
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh,
your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because
you have gooooooooood intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan!
Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years:
"Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
[everyone gasps]
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa
Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
[Wiggum laughs]
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The
last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't
make me laugh! [to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but
I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was
the third thing you said?
[everyone backs away as Ned marches after Homer lastly]
Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.
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I may be naked and reeking of panda love, but I've got to stop this before it goes too far.
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"You know that you can kill a man when he comes to your house?"-some guy
"OOOO, FFFFLLLLLLLAAAAAAAANDDDDDEEEEEEEEERSSSS, come here"-Homer
"Of course not when he's invited"-same guy
"Howdoddlie do"-Flanders
"Get lost!"-Homer
"Dooddlie do"-Flanders
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Homer: Flanders was a zombie?
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Kwik-E-Mart Song:-

"Oh wont u rhyme with meeeee... - Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"

"Their floors are sticky mart..."

"They make dad sicky mart..."

"Let's hurl a bricky mart..."

"The Kwik-E-Mart is real.....DOH!"

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Kwik-E-Mart Song:-

"Oh wont u rhyme with meeeee... - Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"

"Their floors are sticky mart..."

"They make dad sicky mart..."

"Let's hurl a bricky mart..."

"The Kwik-E-Mart is real.....DOH!"

I the Kwik-E-Mart song!!
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I the Kwik-E-Mart song!!
It's good but not as classic as Lisa's Union Strike Song....


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Guy: Maybe you should just stop!
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