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Old 06-13-2005, 10:55 PM   #61
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"lisa simpson is a girl at my school"
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That one is great
"The doll is cursed"
"Thats bad"
"But it comes with a free forgurt"
"Thats good"
"The forgurt is also cursed"
"Thats bad"
"But it comes with a choice of toppings"
"Thats good"
"The tops contain "Can't remember"
Homer just looks
"Thats Bad"
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:40 AM   #63
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Even murder has its ugly side.
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:46 AM   #64
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That is enough fat to fill the Grand Canyon two-fifths of the way up. That may not sound like alot, but keep in mind it is a very big canyon.
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We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison, ``I died in thirty days!''
We... are... the... adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!
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Old 06-15-2005, 09:00 PM   #66
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Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall,
Mr. Leonard Nimoy.
Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.
[appreciative laughter from the crowd]
Quimby: And let me say, ``May the Force Be With You!''
Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: [indignant] I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
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Lisa: "Women won't like being shot in the face"

Homer: "women will like what I tell them to like"
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Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall,
Mr. Leonard Nimoy.
Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.
[appreciative laughter from the crowd]
Quimby: And let me say, ``May the Force Be With You!''
Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: [indignant] I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
That was great, I love Star trek.
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Old 06-17-2005, 12:45 AM   #69
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Mr. Skinner... i got carsick in your office
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D'oh! A deer! A female deer!
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Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Ralph: The leprechaun tells me to burn things!

*tasting tobacco-filled tomatoes*
Ralph: Eeew, Daddy this tastes like Grandma!

Ralph: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!
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Old 06-18-2005, 01:40 PM   #72
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Old 06-18-2005, 09:34 PM   #73
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Hello Smithers..... you..... are....quite good......at.......turning .......me.....on!
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Hello Smithers..... you..... are....quite good......at.......turning .......me.....on!
I never get sick of that one.

Bart/Lisa - Dad! There's a beaver in the dog house!
Homer - It's not a beaver. It's probably just Milhouse.

Kid - Mr.McClure, What does DNA stand for?
No answer, movie cuts out.
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I could name a bunch of quotes, but I'll go sort off topic and name my favorite moment.

At the Duff Brewery, when they are bragging to Homer, during a tour, about their quality control....and a bottle with Hitler's head goes by. That's awesome, you cannot do that on a normal show, it must be animated.

Favorite quote might be at the Auto show, during the exhibit for 4th Reich Motors:

Viewer: "Hey, those aren't dummies, they're real people"

German exhibitor, in accent "This exhibit is closed"

Or McBain after destroying a bunch of people during a corporate meeting:

Woman to McBain "You sure broke up that meeting"

McBain "I'm thinking about having another meeting.....in BED"
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