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Old 06-03-2005, 08:21 PM   #46
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^^^haha, love the smashing pumpkins one!

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things

this one might only be funny to me cos for weeks afterward my little brother went around saying "a leprechaun told me to burn things!"
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Old 06-04-2005, 02:43 AM   #47
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HELOOOOO ST. LOUIS!

umm.... thats SPRINGFIELD Steven!
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Old 06-04-2005, 02:47 AM   #48
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Buzz Aldrin: second comes right after first!
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Old 06-04-2005, 02:50 AM   #49
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Dear Baby! welcome to dumpsville...... population: You
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Old 06-04-2005, 02:52 AM   #50
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And now....the moment that you've all been waiting for.... like the salivating dogs that you are..
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Homer - "Come on kids, lets go home."
Lisa - "Dad, we are home."
Homer - "That was fast."

Boss of Kwik-E-Mart - "You may ask me three questions."
Apu - "That's great because I only need to ask one--"
Homer - "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"
Boss - "Yes."
Homer - "Really?"
Boss - "Yes."
Homer - "Really?"
Boss - "Yes. Thank you come again."
Apu - "But I need to--"
Head - "Thank you come again."

Radio guy to Lisa when she wants radio to play Bleeding Gums Murphy record - "Just take a look at our morning guy."
Hans Moleman - "Welcome to Mornings with Moleman. Part 8 of the pain in which I live in everyday..."

Relocation guy - "You're new name is Mr. Thompson. So lets practice. I say hello Mr. Thompson you say hello back. Hello Mr. Thompson." (No response)
CUTS TO NEXT SCENE
Relocation guy - "Now when I stand on your foot and so hello Mr. thompson, you just smile and nod. Hello mr. thompson."
Homer - "I think hes talking to you."
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Old 06-05-2005, 04:13 AM   #52
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I yell this at work often-

"Help me Jeebus! Help me!"
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Old 06-06-2005, 01:33 PM   #53
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"Smithers, release the hounds."
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Old 06-07-2005, 01:35 AM   #54
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Inspired by the one above me -

Homer (to burns) - "oh, so what are you gonna do? release the hounds? releases the hounds that have bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? well go ahead. do your worst."
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:50 PM   #55
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Release the hounds could be a whole separate thread.

Burns- "whats with Crippler?"

Smithers- "well he's getting on sir, he's been with us since the 60's."

Burns- "Ah yes, I'll never forget the day he bagged his first hippie. That young man wasn't feeling very grooooovy."
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Old 06-07-2005, 08:02 PM   #56
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"mmm... forbiden donut"
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Old 06-09-2005, 06:40 AM   #57
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(Burns stomping all over miniature springfield)

take that..... take that kwik e mart....... take that stupid bar...... take that power plant!........ oh fiddlesticks!
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Homer: That little Timmy is a real hero
Lisa: What makes him a hero, Dad?
Homer: Well he fell down the well and....can't get out.
Lisa: How does that make him a hero?
Homer: Well, it's more than you ever did!
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Old 06-10-2005, 11:31 PM   #59
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The Simpsons are going to Bart's idea!
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I call the big one bitey!
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