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That one is great
"The doll is cursed"
"Thats bad"
"But it comes with a free forgurt"
"Thats good"
"The forgurt is also cursed"
"Thats bad"
"But it comes with a choice of toppings"
"Thats good"
"The tops contain "Can't remember"
Homer just looks
"Thats Bad"
 
That is enough fat to fill the Grand Canyon two-fifths of the way up. That may not sound like alot, but keep in mind it is a very big canyon.
 
We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison, ``I died in thirty days!''
We... are... the... adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!
 
Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall,
Mr. Leonard Nimoy.
Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.
[appreciative laughter from the crowd]
Quimby: And let me say, ``May the Force Be With You!''
Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: [indignant] I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
 
Lisa: "Women won't like being shot in the face"

Homer: "women will like what I tell them to like"
 
learn2kneel said:
Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall,
Mr. Leonard Nimoy.
Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.
[appreciative laughter from the crowd]
Quimby: And let me say, ``May the Force Be With You!''
Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: [indignant] I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
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That was great, I love Star trek.
 
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Ralph: The leprechaun tells me to burn things!

*tasting tobacco-filled tomatoes*
Ralph: Eeew, Daddy this tastes like Grandma!

Ralph: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!
 
Hello Smithers..... you..... are....quite good......at.......turning .......me.....on!
 
D'oh! said:
Hello Smithers..... you..... are....quite good......at.......turning .......me.....on!
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:lmao: I never get sick of that one. :lmao:

Bart/Lisa - Dad! There's a beaver in the dog house!
Homer - It's not a beaver. It's probably just Milhouse.

Kid - Mr.McClure, What does DNA stand for?
No answer, movie cuts out.
 
I could name a bunch of quotes, but I'll go sort off topic and name my favorite moment.

At the Duff Brewery, when they are bragging to Homer, during a tour, about their quality control....and a bottle with Hitler's head goes by. That's awesome, you cannot do that on a normal show, it must be animated.

Favorite quote might be at the Auto show, during the exhibit for 4th Reich Motors:

Viewer: "Hey, those aren't dummies, they're real people"

German exhibitor, in accent "This exhibit is closed"

Or McBain after destroying a bunch of people during a corporate meeting:

Woman to McBain "You sure broke up that meeting"

McBain "I'm thinking about having another meeting.....in BED"
 
Are we alone on this planet? Yes. And by yes, i mean no.

(that speech by Lenard Nimoy at the beginning of 'The Springfield Files' is absolutely hilarious)
 
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
 
D'oh! said:
Are we alone on this planet? Yes. And by yes, i mean no.

(that speech by Lenard Nimoy at the beginning of 'The Springfield Files' is absolutely hilarious)
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Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
 
learn2kneel said:


Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
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yeah that's the one! I sorta mxed it up. But that particular episode is just great.
 
Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did
their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be
nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap!
Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
[shocked gasps]
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh,
your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because
you have gooooooooood intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan!
Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years:
"Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
[everyone gasps]
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa
Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
[Wiggum laughs]
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The
last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't
make me laugh! [to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but
I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was
the third thing you said?
[everyone backs away as Ned marches after Homer lastly]
Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.
 
I may be naked and reeking of panda love, but I've got to stop this before it goes too far.
 
"You know that you can kill a man when he comes to your house?"-some guy
"OOOO, FFFFLLLLLLLAAAAAAAANDDDDDEEEEEEEEERSSSS, come here"-Homer
"Of course not when he's invited"-same guy
"Howdoddlie do"-Flanders
"Get lost!"-Homer
"Dooddlie do"-Flanders
 
Kwik-E-Mart Song:-

"Oh wont u rhyme with meeeee... - Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"

"Their floors are sticky mart..."

"They make dad sicky mart..."

"Let's hurl a bricky mart..."

"The Kwik-E-Mart is real.....DOH!"

:wink:
 
Aardvark747 said:
Kwik-E-Mart Song:-

"Oh wont u rhyme with meeeee... - Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"

"Their floors are sticky mart..."

"They make dad sicky mart..."

"Let's hurl a bricky mart..."

"The Kwik-E-Mart is real.....DOH!"

:wink:
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:love: I :heart: the Kwik-E-Mart song!!
 
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