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Old 05-26-2005, 05:01 AM   #16
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"Hot stuff comin' through"
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Old 05-26-2005, 08:53 AM   #17
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'It was meant to be a thing of beauty, not this abomination!'

Mr. Burns, after creating Homer in a Halloween Special.

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Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

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Old 05-26-2005, 11:51 AM   #18
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"Hot stuff comin' through"
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming"
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:39 PM   #19
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"I'm pedalling backward."

"Your epidermis is showing."

"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." (My college newspaper editor actually put that quote on the paper's front page, crediting Jebidah Springfield and everything. Sadly, very few people got the joke.)

"We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."
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"I happen to be his father"

"....(angrily) his FATHER??"

"That's right, and who might you be?"
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..at the baseball/football match...

"FFFLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEEEERS"!
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Homer -

"English? Who needs that, i'm never going to England"

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The Plant Strike ep, with McBain at the start of it, breaking out of the ice statue....

"Ice to see you"....

(sorry - just his voice!!)
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McBain again....

"My eyes - the goggles do nothing!!"

I think Mcbain is rapidly becoming my fave. fringe character!
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:49 AM   #25
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homer: hello, my name is mr. burns. i believe you have a letter for me.
post office employee: certainly mr. burns, what is your first name?
homer: i...don't...know....
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Old 05-28-2005, 11:07 PM   #26
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"Here are your messages. You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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Old 05-31-2005, 07:08 AM   #27
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"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." (My college newspaper editor actually put that quote on the paper's front page, crediting Jebidah Springfield and everything. Sadly, very few people got the joke.)
I wonder why so few people got it, it's a perfectly promulent saying.

"You should never drink to get drunk (belch), you should only drink to enhance your social skills."

"Oh boy, when it comes to sleep, I'm a Viking!"

"You don't look a day over 10 kid but that's alright, your out of state unlaminated license is good enough for me."
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"That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. WOW A BLUE CAR!!"
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