Favorite quotes of all time

[tpsreports2424]

Yep thats right folks, might be even better then the one it self, best thread ever. It's your favorite quote threads!

My favorite is

"The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people."

-George Bernard Shaw

Now post ur favs!

 

[Zoomerang96]

Yep thats right folks, might be even better then the one it self, best thread ever. It's your favorite quote threads!

My favorite is

"The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people."

-George Bernard Shaw

Now post ur favs!

favourite is spelled with a "u", tpsreports, guys.

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

All you need is love - The Beatles, Is that a quote? I guess

 

[tpsreports2424]

This thread sucks

 

[corianderstem]

This thread sucks

Is that one of your favorite quotes? Do you have a source?


"Humor is just another defense against the universe."

- Mel Brooks

 

[No spoken words]

1 - We have to go political

2 - We have to go Powerjuice

3 - We have to go corporate

-Anonymous, 2008

 

[Dalton]

"The sun shines on a dog's ass some days."

Grandpa

 

[No spoken words]

"I don't even think you're qualified to make french fries, to be honest with you."

Dalton's Grandpa

 

[vaz02]

http://www.tk421.net/quotes/

Good quotes here, quite a lot are rather funny.

 

[LemonMelon]

"WTF is this shit?!"

- Me, attempting to use ticketmaster earlier this morning

 

[BoMac]

"Hispanics like to say they're married even if they're only living together."

-Author: Obtuse

 

[MrPryck2U]

A famous American once said:

"The only thing that's for sure is that nothing's for sure!"

Now, ain't that profound?

 

[No spoken words]

"Hispanics like to say they're married even if they're only living together."

-Author: Obtuse

Obtuse is the author of many a powerful quote.

 

[No spoken words]

Here is a quote I actually do like a lot:

"I inherit nothing. I stand at the end of no tradition. I may, perhaps, stand at the beginning of one."

 

[angelordevil]

Is that one of your favorite quotes? Do you have a source?

You funny.

My favourite quote is about my favourite athlete of all-time: Wayne Gretzky. An announcer once said of him, during a game: "His greatest asset is his routine brilliance." I love the contrast of "routine" and "brilliance." I mentioned that quote to my cousin once, and she was sure it was used by another person in literary history...but I think it's original. I just googled it again, and the lone match I found was an old post I made on Interference.

 

[phillyfan26]

"Don't give up. Don't ever give up." - Jimmy Valvano

"It's like the great Jimmy Val-vain-oh said: 'Don't quit. Don't even quit.'" - Emmitt Smith

 

[Got Philk?]

^Doh!


I'm a man. But I can change, if I have to...I guess.
-Red Green Show

 

[MrPryck2U]

"He misremembered it."

 

[Mr. BAW]

Interviewer (me) asking a question of a crash victim..."So what are you doing that makes your left shoulder hurt?"

Deponent..."Uhh...I don't really do anything, I'm a full-time college student!"

Best confession ever.

 

[Matsui]

I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen. ~Bob Lemon, 1981


What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray

 

[salvationsmile]

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” - Darth Vader

 

[No spoken words]

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” - Darth Vader

 

[Diemen]

"Without music, life would be an error"

--Nietzsche

 

[Cute Irish Bono]

"The only for sure is everything must change." ~A The The song.

 

[Carek1230]

Live - Love - Laugh

 

[Night & Day]

"What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?"

From Back to the Future.


Classic and wonderful.

Favorite of mine.

 

[No spoken words]

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."

Plato

Don't I know it.

 

[cobl04]

"Echoes. Fuck you if you want to leave my funeral!"

-Beav stating what he'd play at his funeral. Pissed myself laughing.

"Fair dinkum Ed, if you came home and find your wife in bed with Nathan Buckley, which side of the bed would you get in?"

-Trevor Marmalade

 

[randhail]

You can't lose what you don't put in the middle, but you can't win much either. - Rounders

 

[Ava79]

"Without music, life would be an error"

--Nietzsche

One of my favourites too. Others I like are:

"Life is too serious to be taken seriously" (Ali Hewson)

"We must become the change we want to see in the world" (Mahatma Gandhi"