These quotes aren't mine, I believe and live by some and the others just make me laugh.
it's not like if angels
could truly look down
stir up the trappings
and light on the ground
remind us of what, when, why or who
that how's up to us, me and you.
and now is greater than the whole of the past- Michael Stipe
"I'm gonna live til I die-no more, no less." -Eddie Izzard
Here comes a storm in the form of a girl, she's the finest, sweetest thing in the world.- Courtney Love
If the sides of your face don't hurt then you're not smiling enough
- from "Black Books"
beware the false motives of others, be careful of those who pretend to be brothers, and you never suppose that it's those who are closest to you, do you?
They say all the right things to gain their position, and use your kindness as their ammunition, to shoot you down in the name of ambition, they do- Lauryn Hill
Gypsy gold does not chink and glitter- it gleams in the sun and neighs in the dark- anon
"Alone"
Sometimes, when I'm alone,
I think about Ketchup,
Because I know that the truth is that
Its just sitting there in a bottle, by itself.
I'm pretty sure it's red.
Sometimes when I'm with Ketchup,
I think about being alone,
In a bottle.
Standing next to the mustard all day.
-a poem by Chester
"there's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes."- Billy Connolly
life is a lot like a hot bath, it feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.- Garfield
the early bird may get the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese- anon
I have inner peace and outer obnoxiousness.-from Peanuts
Professionals built the Titanic- Amateurs built the Arc.-anon
What part of your history's reinvented and under rug swept? What part of your memory is selective and tends to forget? - Alanis Morrisette
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.-anon
-Don't do bad things, only do good things
-Always treat your neighbour like someone who lives near to you
-Never put a sock in a toaster
-Never put jam on a magnet
-Never throw your granny in a bag
-Never suck the juice out of a vampire
-Never lean over on a Tuesday
Eddie Izzard
"D'you think it's easy to wear lipstick?"-Eddie Izzard
"Ugh, I hate it when men ask you to try to understand. Why can't they be honest and tell you to shut up?"- Grace from "Will&Grace"
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list, yeah yeah yeah yeah.- Michael Stipe
"The 3 true branches of the US government are Military, Corporate and Hollywood." Hyde from "That 70's Show
"They call'em fingers but, I've never seen 'em fing" Otto in The Simpsons
What you want might make you cry, and what you need might pass you by if you don't catch it.- Lauryn Hill
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called "research"- Albert Einstein
You know when you've found it,there's something I've learned, cos you feel it when they take it away- Damien Rice
"I always wondered if there was a God and now I know there is, and it's me" Homer Simpson
actually most of these are fairly lighthearted. Ihave no idea where my more serious ones are hiding.....