Favorite Pick-up Line

[redhotswami]

Well...I didn't get to post this in time for Valentine's Day...but Steak and BJ Day is coming up! Anyway, post some good ones! These are my two favorites:

i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

are those space pants? because your ass is outta this world!

 

[Got Philk?]

you can call me milk, cause I'll do your body good.


Feel free to substitute Philk for milk if you wish.

 

[Babydoll]

^

 

[BoMac]

Well...I didn't get to post this in time for Valentine's Day...but Steak and BJ Day is coming up!

Um, what holiday is this? I need to know so I don't, um, pick out the wrong card. But it sounds like it could be my favourite holiday of the year!

 

[Zoots]

Steak and BJ Day is coming up!

 

[U2Man]

this always works for me:

"Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs."

 

[Zoots]

LMFAO

 

[love_u2_adam]

^^hahahahah!!!!
my pick up line is:

hey



lol

 

[redhotswami]

Re: Re: Favorite Pick-up Line

Um, what holiday is this? I need to know so I don't, um, pick out the wrong card. But it sounds like it could be my favourite holiday of the year!

it is an awful day indeed. i had no idea it existed, until one of my students last year told me about it. he wanted permission to make a bulletin board about it in his hall.

anyway, steakandbjday.com will answer all your questions.

i'm so ashamed to admit i even know of this day. i prefer to celebrate Pi Day anyway.

 

[redhotswami]

The Sorting Hat said I should be in your house tonight.

 

[love_u2_adam]

that is pretty clever steak and Bj day

 

[Zoots]

Re: Re: Re: Favorite Pick-up Line

anyway, steakandbjday.com will answer all your questions.[/SIZE]

Oh my!!!

I'm not so hot on steak though!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

It gets right to the point

 

[Zoots]

It gets right to the point

I love it when you talk like that!

 

[waynetravis]

if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me

 

[U2Girl1978]

Idiot: Are you tired?
Me: No, why?
Idiot: You should be because you've been running through my mind all day!


Some lametard said that to me once.

 

[U2Man]

this one never worked:

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

 

[Zoots]

the most overused one has got to be:

*drumroll*

do you come here often?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

It gets right to the point

I'm not ashamed to say I'd be putty if a guy said that to me.

Steak and BJ day - now I've really heard everything.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

never used it but i saw it on tv:

are you jamaican, cause jamaican me crazy! (like 'ya makin me crazy'...) lame i know

 

[Caroni]

I think all pick up lines are lame when someone use them to REALLY pick up somenone

I found these lame smilies

An effective line would be: Hi I´m Brad Pitt, do you wanna go for a ride???

 

[LMP]

I heard this one was pretty funny.

Hey, do you want to give me a handjob?
[girl answers "No"]
Then I guess fucking is out of the question.

Well, if someone says "Yes," there might be a problem. It's more of a joke than a pickup line. I'll stop talking now.

 

[JCOSTER]

never used it but i saw it on tv:

are you jamaican, cause jamaican me crazy! (like 'ya makin me crazy'...) lame i know

I didn't expect that from u!

(u shouldn't be reading these!)

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[Lancemc]

Steak and a BJ Day. Now there's a good idea.

I've gone too long without either.

 

[redhotswami]

If you were a public toilet, you'd be a PortaHottie.

 

[redhotswami]

You're hotter than my pits after workin out at the gym.

 

[redhotswami]

lmao some guy on teh street actually said that to me once.

 

[Lancemc]

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

 

[Lancemc]

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?