Favorite Pick-up Line

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

that shirt looks very becoming on you. of course if i was on you, i'd becoming, too

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

i just spit my chicken tenders across the room.

 

[LyricalDrug]

Guy: Do you have any Irish in you?
Girl: Um, no.
Guy: Well, do you want some?

And this isn't a pick-up line but it's kinda related and a goodie:

Q: What's a blonde's mating call?
A: "OMG I'm soooooo drunk!"

Q: What's an ugly blonde's mating call?
A: I *SAID*, I'm SO DRUNK!"