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Old 02-24-2007, 10:35 PM   #31
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Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:36 PM   #33
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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:38 PM   #35
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Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
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Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
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I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
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I really like this one:

If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
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You guys are on a roll.
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:04 PM   #44
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Omg these are great!

Btw I thought just about everyone knew about steak and bj day. Than again I happened to find out about it by accident
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:16 PM   #45
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OUCH! THAT MUST HAVE HURT!! (what..??) That fall from heaven...

Get it? You look like an angel? Fall from heaven? meh...i can do better!


is it me, or do u want me!!
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