Favorite Pick-up Line

[redhotswami]

They call me "coffee" because I grind so fine.

 

[redhotswami]

Nice asymptote!

 

[BoMac]

Let latex be the only thing to stand between our love.

Oops. I thought that was a braille name tag.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

i just found a site called 'really bad pick-up lines....' so here goes!

- (flaps arms maddly) My heart's a flutter for you.
- Have you taken karate because your body is kicking.
- (falls in front of person) I've fallen for you!
- Hey, you're hott!!! (gets straight to the point )
- Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the *insert name here* Express
- Hey, what's up! You wanna go out?
- HI!!!!!!(runs in fear)

 

[RedRocksU2]

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

I'm easy. Are you?

 

[UberBeaver]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I know you.

 

[phillyfan26]

I want to be on you.

 

[tpsreports2424]

omg !

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

"You'll be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King, you do me right and I'll do it your way" ...something like that

My cousin actually got a laugh and got the girl by saying "Are you a pokemen? cus I just want to pikachu (pick at you)"

 

[waynetravis]

http://forum.interference.com/t173403.html

 

[Night & Day]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I know you.

Genius!

!!

 

[adrball]

http://forum.interference.com/t173403.html

 

[U2democrat]

I haven't had time to read all the thread but here's one anyway:

See these ankles? They'd look great on your shoulders.

 

[Sad_Girl]

I don't have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?

 

[Sad_Girl]

Do you believe in love at fist sight
Or should I walk by again?

 

[redhotswami]

this whole video is one long pickup line
http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/samwell__what_what_in_the_butt?id=fbGkxcY7YFU

 

[flybabe]

this always works for me:

"Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs."

"I`d be insulted if you didn`t."

 

[UberBeaver]

this whole video is one long pickup line
http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/samwell__what_what_in_the_butt?id=fbGkxcY7YFU

WTF?




You and me babe aint nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.

 

[redhotswami]

I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns

 

[Canadiens1131]

Is that a clam in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

[UberBeaver]

So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

 

[Canadiens1131]

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel.

 

[redhotswami]

Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas

 

[Canadiens1131]

Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?

 

[cobl04]

There will be no smily good enough to describe the funnyness of this thread.

But I think the one and only pick up line has to be -

How you doin?

 

[Bonochick]

"My name's George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents."

 

[Babydoll]

"I`d be insulted if you didn`t."

I was just about to type that, flybabe!

 

[Laura M]

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

 

[dazzlingamy]

my favourite stupid pickup line gained me $50 from a bet i wouldn't use it on someone, but i loved it too much to not do it!

Hey, that shirt is really becoming on you, of course if i was on you, i'd be coming too.

Oh yes. it works ladies!

mia, i love how many of your pickup lines are academic! haha

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

hey, would you like to dance?

no

oh i'm sorry you didn't hear me right, i said you look fat in those pants.