Favorite Pick-up Line

[redhotswami]

I wish I was cross-eyed, babe, so I could see you twice.

 

[Lancemc]

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"

 

[redhotswami]

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

 

[Lancemc]

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

 

[redhotswami]

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

 

[Lancemc]

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

 

[redhotswami]

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

 

[Lancemc]

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Lancemc]

Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?

 

[redhotswami]

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

 

[Lancemc]

I really like this one:

If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

 

[redhotswami]

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

 

[U2Girl1978]

You guys are on a roll.

 

[BonosBaby12]

Omg these are great!

Btw I thought just about everyone knew about steak and bj day. Than again I happened to find out about it by accident

 

[Got Philk?]

OUCH! THAT MUST HAVE HURT!! (what..??) That fall from heaven...

Get it? You look like an angel? Fall from heaven? meh...i can do better!


is it me, or do u want me!!

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

 

[BoMac]

Whilst standing next to someone reach over and look at the tag on the back of their shirt:

"Yup. Made in heaven. Just like I thought."

 

[LMP]

"My name is George, George McFly... I'm your density."

 

[BonosSaint]

"Your pants must be made of glass because I can see myself in them."

(Used on a friend of mine. It didn't work although he got
points for making her laugh.)

 

[waynetravis]

"My name is George, George McFly... I'm your density."

 

[love_u2_adam]

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

 

[corianderstem]

Wow, some of those are nasty. Do people actually use them, or do people just make them up so they can end up on lists of horrid pick-up lines?

I always liked this one:

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

or ...

"That's a really nice sweater. I bet it would look even better all rumpled up on my bedroom floor."

 

[LMP]

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[UberBeaver]

Don't make me ask a third time.

 

[UberBeaver]

What part of "Right Now" did you not understand?

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

"My name is George, George McFly... I'm your density."

i just watched that in bed last night

 

[LMP]

i just watched that in bed last night

Me too

on ABCFamily?

 

[lmjhitman]

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

the math ones are pretty hot, guys.


math...

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

yes LemonMacPhisto

i recorded all 3 and watched one of them in bed

 

[redhotswami]

You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!