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Old 02-24-2007, 08:13 PM   #16
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Idiot: Are you tired?
Me: No, why?
Idiot: You should be because you've been running through my mind all day!


Some lametard said that to me once.
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Old 02-24-2007, 08:24 PM   #17
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this one never worked:

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
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Old 02-24-2007, 08:27 PM   #18
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the most overused one has got to be:

*drumroll*

do you come here often?

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Old 02-24-2007, 08:45 PM   #19
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Quote:
Originally posted by DreamOutLoud13
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

It gets right to the point
I'm not ashamed to say I'd be putty if a guy said that to me.

Steak and BJ day - now I've really heard everything.
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Old 02-24-2007, 09:38 PM   #20
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never used it but i saw it on tv:

are you jamaican, cause jamaican me crazy! (like 'ya makin me crazy'...) lame i know
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:01 PM   #21
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I think all pick up lines are lame when someone use them to REALLY pick up somenone

I found these lame smilies






An effective line would be: Hi I´m Brad Pitt, do you wanna go for a ride???
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:03 PM   #22
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I heard this one was pretty funny.

Hey, do you want to give me a handjob?
[girl answers "No"]
Then I guess fucking is out of the question.

Well, if someone says "Yes," there might be a problem. It's more of a joke than a pickup line. I'll stop talking now.
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:04 PM   #23
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never used it but i saw it on tv:

are you jamaican, cause jamaican me crazy! (like 'ya makin me crazy'...) lame i know

I didn't expect that from u!

(u shouldn't be reading these!)
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Steak and a BJ Day. Now there's a good idea.

I've gone too long without either.




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If you were a public toilet, you'd be a PortaHottie.
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:30 PM   #27
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You're hotter than my pits after workin out at the gym.
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:32 PM   #28
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lmao some guy on teh street actually said that to me once.
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
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Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
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