Father Ted

[TheQuiet1]

I really need to get these on dvd...

So do I! The cake-jumper, being lost in a lingerie department, Father larry's (?) numerous deaths...... one of those few sitcoms that never had a truly bad episode RIP Father Ted.

 

[Mullen4Prez]

 

[tarquinsuperb]

Seeing as you were so polite about it, not wanting to steal the hilarity away from anyone else, we'll let you do it.

You're too kind and I can't resist:

My lovely horse running through the field,
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugarlumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist,

My lovely horse,
You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back,
Like a train in the night,
Like a train in the night.

 

[TheQuiet1]

You're too kind and I can't resist:

My lovely horse running through the field,
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugarlumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist,

My lovely horse,
You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back,
Like a train in the night,
Like a train in the night.

 

[hippy]

 

[FlyYourKite]

My lovely horse

 

[Irishteen]

Father Ted was brillant, and had the best ever 30 minutes of comedy in Speed 3, here are my favourite parts

Ted: Dougal theres a bomb on the milkfloat
Dougal: A bomb, oh right, whose that for then

Dougal:Ted you forgot your brick

Mrs Doyle: Father, Pat wants to know if he could put his big tool in my box

Jack: I love my brick

Jack: If had enough of BRICK

Ted: Mrs Doyle was is there a brick on the floor
Mrs Doyle: I thought you could use it to put your paperclips in
Ted: Then why not on the table
Mrs Doyle: I got the idea from a magazine

Dougal:Those woman where in the nip

Ted: Not everyjob is as dangerous as being a milkman

Ted: Thats different, the towering inferno was a big building that caught fire, you can't apply the same thing to rescueing a priest from a milkfloat

Ted: I know that is terrible to say but if you put that babys, hair that ones sideburns, and that ones mustace, i think you would get Pat mustard
Dougal: You think the babies are copying his style
Ted: No i think Pat Mustard is the hairy baby maker

Dougal: Ohhh no Ted, theres a big bunch of boxes in the middle of the road

 

[hippy]

The over 75s football episode was on bbc america this afternoon

Ted with the arms and the remote control....


Dougal: Oh no Ted! I've lost the flag! You'll have to give me an easier job. It's too much too soon!

 

[TheQuiet1]

The over 75s football episode was on bbc america this afternoon

Fecking (love that word) channel 4! Give us repeats that aren't on at 12.00 at night so i can actually watch them without being in a semi-comatic (is that a word?) state! As you can probably tell from the way this post isn't making a lot of sense, I don't function well after sleep deprivation...

On the other hand, glad someone gets to enjoy Father Ted

 

[tarquinsuperb]

Father Dick Burn

 

[AvsGirl41]

You're too kind and I can't resist:

My lovely horse running through the field,
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugarlumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist,

My lovely horse,
You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back,
Like a train in the night,
Like a train in the night.

http://www.fathertedonline.ukf.net/soundsamples/horse

 

[Tilli]

Fave episode? It is between Speed 3 and the one where all the priests are lost in the lingerie department.

 

[U2girl]

Watched that show about a year ago on our TV - very funny. Fave character - hard to pick - the nutty potty-mouthed Father Jack.

 

[TheQuiet1]

^^thanx for reviving this thread! I was really surprised when I opened Zoo station and saw this had bounced back up to the top!

 

[Tilli]

Dougal: Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?
Ted: Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film.
Dougal: Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is.

 

[Irishteen]

Dougal: Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?
Ted: Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film.
Dougal: Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is.

Love that line, love the show.

 

[bono_gal]

OMG!

Father Ted is Great!!


Father Ted: Now Dougal, whatver you do, dont mention the son to the Bishop.

Dougal: You dont want me to mention the son?

Ted: Yeah, Dont mention the son.

Dougal: I see Ted, dont mention the son.


***Enter Bishop***

Dougal: So, how's your son doing then?








Dougals copy of the "BBC's greatest sound effects" was classic





John: Feck off
Mary: You Feck off you feckin bastard
John: Feck off you hoare
**enter Ted**
John and Mary: Hellloooooooooo Father Ted!



Thats a classic show!


*will watch tonight*